Was she pretty?
(5:24:52 PM): she was popular...
(5:25:05 PM): pretty is not quite the word.
5:25:19 PM): stupid, yes.
(5:25:34 PM): I bet she won't be pretty
after she gets caught cheating, and her boyfriend
bashes her face in.
(5:26:22 PM): I don't know where she is
now...
(5:26:44 PM): People like that, you'd
gladly forget about.
(5:27:33 PM): the whole thing was sort of
amusing at the time
(5:28:45 PM): ::nodding::
(5:28:57 PM): ::nodding back::
(5:29:27 PM): my psychology lecturer
looks like Luigi from Mario Bros.
(5:29:38 PM): Haah!
(5:29:50 PM): Is he Italian?
(5:29:54 PM): Luigi with grey hair
(5:30:15 PM): I don't know...
(5:30:42 PM): You are by far the most
intelligent girl I know.
(5:30:55 PM): why do you say that?
(5:31:19 PM): I don't really know.
(5:32:05 PM): there's tons of girls I've met
who are far more wittier than I
(5:32:48 PM): Wittiness != Intelligence
(5:36:08 PM): Welcome back.
(5:36:16 PM): thanks
(5:36:29 PM): You're welcome.
(5:36:52 PM): you're silly
(5:37:00 PM): I'm having a mocha au lait
right now. :-)
(5:37:22 PM): ::whining::
(5:37:57 PM): ::offering you a sip::
(5:38:14 PM): ::taking a sip::
(5:38:14 PM): ::quickly pulling my mug
back, remembering what you did the last time I
offered you a sip of my strawberry milk::
(5:38:44 PM): ::looking at you with puppy
eyes::
(5:38:59 PM): Haah! I'm so good, I even
fake myself out.
(5:39:05 PM): Aww... ::melting::
(5:39:09 PM): ::offering my mocha to you::
(5:39:37 PM): :;taking another sip, then
handing it back to you::
(5:39:56 PM): see? I'm not naughty. :-P
(5:40:08 PM): ::handing it back to you,
petting your back...:: Drink...
(5:41:18 PM): BRB.
(5:41:29 PM): ok
(5:43:45 PM): God damn it, this is getting
annoying.
(5:43:52 PM): I hate praying with my
mother every night. She forces me.
(5:43:54 PM): what?
(5:44:01 PM): Praying.
(5:44:07 PM): ohh
(5:44:49 PM): didn't you say you found an
apartment?
(5:45:39 PM): Yep.
(5:45:51 PM): I don't have any furnishings
though... I can't really move in yet.
(5:45:53 PM): I have reserved it though.
(5:45:56 PM): cool
(5:46:02 PM): is it nice?
(5:46:11 PM): Yes, I like it a lot.
(5:46:16 PM): where is it?
(5:46:21 PM): Hottub, swimming pool,
gym...
(5:46:43 PM): About 15 minutes away
from my mother's place.
(5:46:49 PM): Not too far.
(5:47:40 PM): has she gone to sleep yet?
(5:48:01 PM): She is in the process.
(5:49:11 PM): Yeah, I'll be able to turn my
cam on for you tonight.
(5:49:20 PM): :-)
(5:52:10 PM): hello?
(5:52:11 PM): Okay, I'll be right back.
Gotta configure my cam.
(5:52:22 PM): alright...
(5:58:19 PM): Back.
(5:58:22 PM): wb!
(5:58:26 PM): Thanks. :-)
6:00:05 PM): you found it! lol
(6:00:17 PM): does this mean you can
receive files?
(6:00:22 PM): ::nodding::
6:00:43 PM): Jesus, I look crap today.
LoL
(6:00:55 PM): I better not send anything
incriminating to your computer...
(6:01:02 PM): not that I would...
(6:01:10 PM): Feel free to.
(6:01:13 PM): They won't find out. :-)
(6:01:16 PM): does anyone else check it?
(6:01:26 PM): Nope.
(6:02:11 PM): what was that file called?
(6:02:16 PM): the one you just sent?
(6:02:28 PM): pic7.jpg
(6:03:25 PM): lol!
(6:03:35 PM): Heh.
(6:03:38 PM): I should take a pic of me
with my tongue out as well...
(6:03:50 PM): god I need to develop my
photos!
(6:03:57 PM): ::nodding:: Indeed.
(6:05:26 PM): I see you... :-)
(6:05:37 PM): ::smiling::
6:07:08 PM): Did you see me swallow?
(6:07:30 PM): yeah, i'm observing your
hair...
(6:07:43 PM): What do you think?
(6:07:56 PM): it's cute
(6:08:02 PM): i might get it done myself
(6:08:06 PM): Thanks, heh. :-)
(6:08:11 PM): Really?
(6:08:40 PM): i don't know if it would suit
my hair
(6:08:57 PM): ::nodding::
(6:09:06 PM): Whoa, 7 people are
watching me right now...
(6:09:13 PM): I'll flash them. :-)
(6:09:31 PM): lol
(6:09:37 PM): ::whistling::
(6:10:21 PM): ahh frozen!
(6:11:06 PM): what happened?
(6:11:13 PM): brb
6:12:09 PM): Sorry about that.
(6:12:12 PM): Stupid ISP.
(6:13:29 PM): what's wrong?
(6:13:43 PM): I got knocked offline.
(6:15:03 PM): :;nibbling on some chips::
(6:15:15 PM): Ooh, what kinda chips are
you eating?
(6:15:37 PM): potato chips
(6:15:52 PM): ::laughing hysterically for no
reason::
(6:15:55 PM): I like the sound of
crunching.
(6:16:33 PM): ::crunching near your ear::
(6:16:50 PM): ::tensing my shoulders, and
laughing like a little kid::
(6:17:06 PM): so i got something to munch
on, where's the movie?
(6:17:23 PM): LoL
(6:17:26 PM): I'm workin' on it.
(6:17:32 PM): lol
(6:17:41 PM): i'm hyper now
(6:17:47 PM): Why?
(6:17:54 PM): i dunno
(6:18:19 PM): you're a mug mate
(6:18:30 PM): ::confused look::
(6:18:34 PM): The movie is on!
(6:18:46 PM): you're supposed to reply to
that with "Roight!"
(6:18:57 PM): Roight!
(6:19:21 PM): Are you watching me?
(6:19:27 PM): yeppidy
(6:19:43 PM): ::thinking of what I could do
to entertain you...::
(6:20:28 PM): I'm perfectly happy
watching you change facial expressions :-)
(6:21:49 PM): ooh, what are you writing?
(6:22:13 PM): I just had an idea for lyrics.
Had to jot them down before I forgot them.
(6:25:04 PM): am I allowed to know what
the idea is?
(6:25:22 PM): Not yet. Soon.
(6:25:28 PM): ok
(6:25:31 PM): Possibly after I develop it.
(6:25:34 PM): It sounds really dumb right
now.
(6:26:27 PM): pleased to meet you Stupid!
:-)
(6:26:48 PM): ::smiling, extending my hand
in greeting::
(6:27:35 PM): Ew, I have a weird neck.
(6:27:55 PM): that makes two of us
(6:28:11 PM): LoL
(6:29:05 PM): My cam is acting up.
(6:29:18 PM): nooooo
(6:29:44 PM): I fixed it. :-)
(6:29:50 PM): I could still mess up your
hair :-)
(6:30:07 PM): LoL, how? It's too short...
6:30:25 PM): See? Still not messed up...
(6:30:37 PM): that;s cos I'm not there to
mess it up!
(6:30:52 PM): Heh.
(6:30:58 PM): Good point.
(6:31:27 PM): Uf! I just found my favorite
boxer shorts!

By Ian on Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 10:12 am:

Monkeys in a speedboat it ain't.

By Roland Barthes on Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 10:22 am:

Haah.

By TobyZ on Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 12:27 pm:

It ain't no Chimboatzee either Ian.

By Lucky on Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 01:09 pm:

Real life has reached an all time low. I think I will go and skate and fall on my arse... now that is fun.

By AnDyPaNdY on Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 01:12 pm:

That sounds real fun now dear Lucky.
I behin to ponder about the future which seems rather unstable.

By TobyZ on Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 01:48 pm:

Who can ponder the future when we have Lucky's arse to ponder? Awwwwwwww Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh.

By Lucky on Sunday, April 1, 2001 - 12:26 pm:

Or not.

By nat on Sunday, April 1, 2001 - 08:44 pm:

How's the band bassist, eh Luckster? (a bit 'o the "ill na na" on the way?... I really need to be kept up to date, 'cos I know that was old news... someone new been swimmin' in yer eye since then?)

and yes, i do deserve any reproach for having made reference to foxy brown... (c'mon, i can suck it up)

By Lucky on Monday, April 2, 2001 - 01:48 pm:

Mmm he's still gorgeous... But his shyness is beginning to get to me now.

By Ian on Monday, April 2, 2001 - 07:45 pm:

I have screwed WHSmith. They had copies of Pokemon Gold/Silver hidden at the back of the shop...They are not due out till Friday...but because I had a price-marked box they could not do anything from stopping me buying the game! I already have 3 gym badges...And all my friends have NONE! Because they can't get it till Friday!
Mwwwwaaaaaaaaaahhaaahahahahhahaah!

P.S- Pokemon is really quite superb, before anyone disses it. It whips Digimon's sorry ass for a start.

By Ian on Monday, April 2, 2001 - 07:47 pm:

it was my girlfriend's birthday yesterday too, which was superb. AND tomorrow I have a whole day off school...life is very very peachy.

By indigo on Monday, April 2, 2001 - 08:46 pm:

Ian, you sad bastard. Watching paint grow (my new sport I just invented, copyright ME forever) is more absorbing than Digimon. My mate works in WHSmith and together we are trying to bring it down from the inside. Our current ruse is buying anything that's 3 for 2, then returning them a week later. Voila, a clear profit of the price of one item in cold hard cash!

By TobyZ on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 01:14 am:

Pokemon and Digimon? I think I'm gonna cry. . .

I may be too old for coping. But I still ocasionally break out my cases of Lego's, so I s'pose I can't talk shit.

By R~S~P on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 02:47 pm:

I love Lego. It's the most fantastic invention ever.

And I'm attempting to bring down Game and Electronics Boutique by taking advantage of their ten-day-return-money-back-no-argument-guarantee. Oh, how I love my CD writer.

By TobyZ on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 04:20 pm:

What'd we do before CD Burners and Cell Phones? I don't like to think about it.

By indigo on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 04:52 pm:

Yeah, I'd noticed that Our Price (now the v-shop! what a dumb name!) has gone very quiet on the whole "if you don't like this CD, bring it back" thing. I'm having probs with my sisters CD writer because as she is a complete technophobe (she has a record player from 1962 for chrissakes!) who likes to record vinyl onto CDs to listen to in the car, she has bought one of those burners that are a stereo component, not attached to a computer. This is pissing me off because you have to use £2 audio only CDs and it can't copy some protected stuff. Anyway, i've worked out how to use it and am currently working my way through Wycombe library's CD collection. yay!

Lego rocks. i once built a big fuck off helicopter with TWO big propellor things that had a little motor that spun them round. I was 12!

By anon on Friday, April 6, 2001 - 06:56 pm:

Roland Barthes - Can you please explain your seminal essay 'What is a text?' to me? i must confess i find it somewhat confusing.

By Roland Barthes on Saturday, April 7, 2001 - 01:08 am:

My what? No, no! It eez impossseebol!

By Joe on Saturday, April 7, 2001 - 03:09 pm:

How dare you diss V-Shop! They pay me my beer money. And for the record, I think I actually played Pokemon Gold long before Ian, and got five gym badges back in December. So HA!HA!HA!

By Ian on Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 11:11 am:

Badge count up to 10. And anyone can download Pokemon gold/silver onto a pc- But I really don't Professor Oak would approve of such folly.
Why did Indigo call me a sad bastard for hating Digimon, and then go on to say how dull Digimon was?

By indigo on Friday, April 13, 2001 - 11:08 am:

the sad bastardness was for loving pokemon of course! i just suddenly switched tack in the middle of a posting to confuse you all - mwahahaha! Worrying trend - walking round Camden yesterday, all those dodgy looking tattoo places ("We pierce anything for £5") are offering fucking Pokemon tattoos. AAAHHHH

By Lucky on Friday, April 13, 2001 - 05:04 pm:

Really? Well a few weeks ago there was an enormous Pokemon (the yellow one) on the road by my flat. A mate called just as he was driving past: "Sam, try not to panic, but there's a giant Pokemon outside your house..."


Just like something out a horror movie.

By Ian on Sunday, April 15, 2001 - 07:19 pm:

My friends got me a giant yellow Pikachu (not official merchandise) for my 18th. It cost them £15 from a fun fair as they couldn't be bothered to try and win the thing.

By The Lad {Micky} on Monday, April 16, 2001 - 04:53 pm:

What bollox. How old are u? If yer gonna have a stuffed toy, yer might as well make it a blow up doll eh. Grow some balls, yeah.