I just saw Alex James doing Comic Relief for the BBC, getting up on satge with fucking Jamie Oliver, Baddiel and Skinner and Ian Brody from the lightning seeds. they then proceeded to play the worst version of Uptown Girl you have ever heard (yes, worse than Westlife!) with Alex saying NOT ONE WORD but just smiling secretly for the whole time he was on camera. Odd, to say the least, but at least his hair has grown back.

By Candy Cane on Monday, March 26, 2001 - 05:07 pm:

HIYAAA!
SCUUUUUSE ME BUT I HAD NO IDEA THE NEWEST POSTS WERE AT THE BOTTOM *AHEM*
FORGIVE ME IF I MAKE SPELLING MISTAKES, BUT I'M SURE LUCKY WILL CORRECT ME, WOULD U NOT?!
COZ SHE'S PLOOTING AGAINST ME!
AND SHE CAN DRAM, DO SAMN!
HEHEHEEHe!
BYEEEEEE!!!! NICE TO MEET EBERYONE!
HAVE A NICEEEEEE DAYYYYY1!!!!
*JUST TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT PROZZAC CAN DO TO YOU!*

By stereopop on Monday, March 26, 2001 - 09:25 pm:

And that brings me to my next point, class: Don't do crack.

By indigo on Monday, March 26, 2001 - 09:36 pm:

candy cane - is this some sort of rhyming slang for insane? a reference to cocaine? a sugar high? hmmm. whatever it is, it sure isnt healthy.

By TobyZ on Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 05:17 am:

I think it's a phallic reference. She likes to lick, erm, uhh, 'poles'. Yeah.

By TobyZ on Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 05:18 am:

Candy Cane, can I have your phone number?

By Lucky on Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 12:43 pm:

Noooo you leave me outta this Cane... If that's POSILBE. Mwah hah hah.


I could murder Westlife... the smarmy dicks.

By St*Rsh*PeD on Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 06:34 pm:

You know I mentioned Alex's appearance on comic Relief in Garden Central a couple of weeks ago and NO-ONE commented on it. One can't help but feel unwanted, unloved and hated. That "one" would be me by the way. If anyone has bothered to read this.

By indigo on Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 06:59 pm:

very sorry St*Rsh*PeD, I only just saw it because I was in Luxembourg at the time and I haven't been on Coping for a while. don't worry St*Rsh*PeD we love you!

BTW, it's not much effort to type St*Rsh*PeD is it? St*Rsh*PeD St*Rsh*PeD St*Rsh*PeD St*Rsh*PeD St*Rsh*PeD St*Rsh*PeD St*Rsh*PeD ok I'll stop now. what is it? do you people have little weak typing fingers?

By TobyZ on Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 07:09 pm:

We do love S t * R s h * P e D (tah-dah!)! But come now, she's just no stereopop, that's all.

By TobyZ on Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 07:12 pm:

And I'll have you know that the fingers on my right hand are incredibly strong, but the left hand has trouble reaching all the way over to the shift key to type in the '*'.

I wonder why my right hand is so much stronger. . . oh yeah *blush*. . . Candy Cane, I could REALLY use your phone number!

By St*Rsh*PeD on Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 08:00 pm:

Thank you Indigo dear for recognising how incredibly easy my name is to type. And TobyZ - I'm no stereopop? Excuse me? What are the qualifications in being a stereopop anyway? (Er, not that I'm annoyed at your greatness Amanda dear, just jealous at the attention)

Well, I suppose I'll just have to stick to being second best St*Rsh*PeD. Hey! Maybe one day I'll have someone saying "You're just no St*Rsh*PeD". Ah how I dream...

By TobyZ on Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 08:17 pm:

Judy Dench, I think you're great, but You're just no St*Rsh*Ped!

Don't suppose that helps any, ehh?

By ZACH+---- on Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 02:31 am:

St*Rsh*PeD, your a good scottish lass. three cheers for St*Rsh*PeD

By St*Rsh*PeD on Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 06:21 pm:

A silence ensues...where are my three cheers? Maybe people have been put off by the whole Judy Dench thing. Or the whole annoying name thing. Or the "I have connections with Glasgow neds who will stab the lot o ye" thing. Ha ha! I joke of course, me lovelys. They'll probably just hit you with sticks.

By TobyZ on Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 07:28 pm:

If you promise to hit me with sticks, maybe I'll give you one of those three cheers. Yeah baby!

By Fried~Butter. on Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 07:03 am:

It's so embarrassing when your parents get on the phone screaming at people. Hence I just turned my radio on, and what do I hear but those "quirky" mid-90s nightmares, East 17? (Ok, so they later tried to posture as hard men by changing it to E17, but this is highly moot.)
"In da house of lerv, every~bahdy FWEE!"

God help us.
Oh, but to respond to the question, no, I don't believe Alex would. Unless a Page 3 girl was going to come popping out of the envelope.
P.S Coping keeps insisting that I haven't entered any "username" when I have. Is this just me?

By The Occifer on Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 07:16 am:

E17 couldn't have failed more dismally, could it? I think they should have stuck to East 17 and toured the gay clubs & bars where they are still apparently in somewhat high rotation with HOUSE OF LOVE. Hmph, hard men indeed. A real HARD MAN wouldnt wear a hat like that.

By Candy Cane on Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 04:11 pm:

HEY!!
YES CANDY CANE HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH LICKING!
AND I'M NOT HIGGGGGGGGGGH, WELL MOST OF THE TIME! MUHAHAHA! I LOVE DRAMMING! COURSE I CANT DO IT NEARLY AS WELL AS WELL AS SOMEEEE PEOPLE!
NOT REFERRING TO ANYONE AHEMLUCKYAHEM!
BUT IF U ARE IN NEED OF UPLIFTING DRUGS, GIVE ME A CALL!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
HEY EVERONYEEEEEEEE NICE TO SEE U ALL NOTICED ME! MUAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAH!! DIDN'T THINK WULD! HAHAHAHAHAH!
ID JUST LIKE U TO KNOW THAT I'M A BUTTERFLY
*MAKE U SRUM WITH MY TONGUE RING* LA LALAAAAAA!!!
BYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

By Candy Cane on Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 04:12 pm:

OOOOOOH LOOK THERS A LITTLE "CHECK SPELLING" BUTTON!
WHY HELOOOOOOO TOBYZ!

By indigo on Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 06:16 pm:

and do you know what that button does?

By TobyZ on Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 08:51 pm:

Si should just get rid of that button 'cause I don't think anybody here uses it (not mentioning any NAMES+-----), and it just slows things down when your trying to post a message.

By stereopop on Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 09:03 pm:

hahahaha! Poor Zach ...

By Candy Cane on Friday, March 30, 2001 - 08:33 am:

ERM YAHH!!! THIS PAGE IS SLOOOOOOW IT TAKES ME AGES TO GET TO IT!!!! HEHEHEHE TIS OK I SPEND THE TIME MUCHING ON ME SKITTLES!!!!
WHAT UDDER MOOOSIC DOES U PEOPLEZ LIKE?!!?
LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
NOTHING COMPARES TO MY SINGING OF COURSE.... BUT WE ALL HAVE TO MAKE SACWIFICES!!!!!
MUAAUHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BYEB YEEEEE

By Anonymous on Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 03:48 am:

I believe that someone has lowered him or herself to typing worse than Andy.

By Candy Cane on Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 12:29 pm:

??? HERSELF ACTUALLY... LOW, I DONT THINK SO!
HOW LOW CAN U GO? TELL ME NOW! HOW LOW CAN U GOOOOO ?

By TobyZ on Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 01:07 pm:

I'll go down as far as you want baby!

By rob on Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 01:10 pm:

I can go

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right down here

By Candy Cane on Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 01:18 pm:

WE'LL DICUSS HOW LOW I WANT U TO GO LATER TOBYZ
HEHEHEHHE!

By TobyZ on Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 01:35 pm:

I certainly hope so, because my hand is getting awefully tired.

By Candy Cane on Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 02:44 pm:

SAVE IT, THERE'LL STILL BE A USE FOR IT
IF YA GET WHAT I MEAN

By Candy Cane on Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 04:38 pm:

HAHAAHAAHHA