Mine has to be when I took a peek at the back of his Notorious BIG album and asked him if the track "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems" was about someone related to Richie Rich.

Beat that.

By I luv oasis and hip hop on Monday, August 21, 2000 - 09:29 pm:

Her soooooooooooul slaaaades awaya!


The time Bonehead called Alex James a twat was probably the break even point...

By Lucky on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 10:42 am:

Joe! You are a master!

By Eddy on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 02:46 pm:

I once walked into a music shop, and saw a hip hop album on a listening post. I opened one of the cases, took down my fly and pissed inside the case. I then put it back on the shelf, and walked out of the shop.

By tam on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 06:28 pm:

hmmm seriously??

By Ian on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 06:37 pm:

What is it with Eddy and pissing on things? If that's his trademark motif I'm glad you are not coming round my house...
And wouldn't the piss overflow out of the case within half a second?

By Lucky on Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 08:05 am:

He can just go whenever he wants, can't he?

Ed, make yourself useful and go to New Mexico. You'll probably be able to put out those forest fires in three seconds flat. You get to piss on everything in sight, and you might even get a medal for it. Doesn't that sound fab?

By Eddy on Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 02:10 pm:

I wouldn't piss on America if it was on fire. Burn Yanks, Burn!!

And Ian, it was at a listening post, and they had many copies of the album. I managed to soil them all.

By Ian on Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 08:36 pm:

Arrrgggghhhh...some peeps at my party last night think I look like the singer from Incubollocks! I'm sure Tam will find that quite amusing. I'm contemplating shaving my face off.

By Joe on Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 08:27 pm:

Dave probably said that. And sorry Tam, but Incubus sound something like Backstreet Boys trying to write ballads in the style of the Chili Peppers, and failing dismally.

Today I feel rough as a badger's arse. And I'm off to Reading tomorrow, so bye.

I would be witty but the mere thought of it after having a four-hour band practice with a hangover makes my stomach feel so dodgy that....can't even think of an analogy. Head difficult.

By tam on Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 11:36 pm:

aha!!!!!!!

god ian are u serious???
i do find that amazingly amusing :P

why would dave probably say that??

OMG ur so lucky ta look like him boy!!!!!!! take it as a compliment what that guy said! rite now i think he's the most amazing guy in da world!!!!! ya ya...

and don't shave ur face off :P

joe!!!!! ur wrong :P!!!!!

By Lucky on Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 08:58 am:

I am so proud of myself right now. I just understood what Tam wrote.

By Lucky on Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 08:59 am:

Only joking, Tam!

By Lucky on Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 09:00 am:

I didn't understand it...

By tam on Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 11:49 pm:

so u lied?? geez...well tell me where ya were confused!!!! and i'll shine some lite

By Lucky on Friday, August 25, 2000 - 09:06 am:

I'm just being silly, Tam, I understood everything. ;) You know what? I'm in such a zingerry good mood, I think I'll download Stellar by Incubus.

And of course, delete it in 24 hours. That is the law, of course...

By tam on Friday, August 25, 2000 - 03:29 pm:

ohhhh yeahhhhh good stuff lucky!!!!

but u should download i miss u ya know?

cos its the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Lucky on Saturday, August 26, 2000 - 09:15 am:

Don't push it, matey...

By tam on Saturday, August 26, 2000 - 03:27 pm:

but like...it's better than stellar...don't ya want the best???!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg its all good!

By Lucky on Sunday, August 27, 2000 - 09:03 am:

Okay, I'll get I'll miss you then. I'm only saying that cos all the Stellars don't work.

By tam on Sunday, August 27, 2000 - 03:59 pm:

be sure to write "i miss you" not i'll
cool
i feel ill

By Lucky on Monday, August 28, 2000 - 08:44 am:

Yeah. Well. I can't find one that works anywhere. Do you have icq, Tam? You could always send it through there.

By tam on Monday, August 28, 2000 - 05:41 pm:

yeah i've got it...
my number is...30676244!!!!

lets get u those songs!!!

By Shaun Ryder on Monday, August 28, 2000 - 10:49 pm:

Suck my fucking sack

By tam on Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 02:40 pm:

ummmm alrite then...

By Arresting Occifer on Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 09:26 am:

What's wrong with hip hop? This strikes me as a racist thread.

Therefore I dont want to have anything to do with it...except to say "HAVE A BITTA OPEN-MINDEDNESS, INTELLIGENCE AND COMPASSION, BITTE"

Yeah.

By Lucky on Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 09:44 am:

This isn't a racist thread. How could it be?

By Eddy on Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 03:49 pm:

Yeah Fuck!!

Hip Hop??

Suck ma sack!!

Haha

By Shaun Ryder on Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 09:53 pm:

I've already told Puff Daddy, Will Smith and R Kelly to suck ma sack!
but I stopped doing it since I told Busta Rhymes to and he tried to literally do it!
Eddy : You are cool! you say it with style...you can join the Mondays kid! your starting salary is 1 million providing you say it to at least 10 different people every week!

By Ian on Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 11:08 pm:

The Mondays have split up, Shaun. But I guess you are so drug addled you had no idea.
PS- Racist thread? So only black people listen to hip hop, eh? Surely that is racially stereotyping and thus racist in itself. So stop being foolish.

By Arresting Occifer on Friday, September 1, 2000 - 06:59 am:

We all know where and how Hip Hop originated.

To consider one style of music to be shit, whilst having a certain amount of pride in your own cultures popular style (made by people with a similar genetic and social background to you) - definitely strikes me as being latently racist.

By Arresting Occifer on Friday, September 1, 2000 - 06:59 am:

Yeah

By Lucky on Friday, September 1, 2000 - 08:56 am:

It isn't a racist thread. It's just saying that it doesn't like the genre. It WOULD be racist, though, if it was called "Black music is shit", wouldn't it? Saying you don't like hip-hop also includes music like Eminem's and maybe even Graham C's version of Bugman. So don't get riled.

By Joe on Friday, September 1, 2000 - 07:31 pm:

It's against hip hop fans, rather than the music as such. I rather like the new Wyclef song.....not that it really matters as such. But the shit we take from hip-hop fans is ludicrous, so this was my forum for everyone to boast about how they got their own back.

By Shaun Ryder on Saturday, September 2, 2000 - 10:02 pm:

Yes Ian my kid now shutup u wanker! I dont need you to tell me the Mondays have split cuz they aven't. As long as I is here the mondays still live coz I is the Mondays know what ah mean?
SO CHEW ON MA SACK IAN!
An' another thing, I was not conciously aware that all those rapping black nigger wog bastards I mentioned in the last post were niggers. They just happened to be all hip hop artists I mentioned. Now there u go, Shaun Ryder is not racist, not even against niggers!

By Arresting Occifer on Monday, September 4, 2000 - 07:45 am:

My God!

Lucky, I respect your opinion even though I dont agree with it - and despite the fact that you have an incredibly demotic taste in films.

But as for you, Shaun Ryder, well...I DONT LIKE YOUR KIND. You strike me as the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass without having the god-damned common courtesy to give them a reach-around.

Oh dear. 1 2 3 4...Full Pay Packet.

Bye, from the Officer.

By Lucky on Monday, September 4, 2000 - 08:08 am:

Fair enough.

By Joe on Monday, September 4, 2000 - 09:54 pm:

Come on people, I thought this would spark off a massive argument! SO GET ARGUING!

By Lucky on Tuesday, September 5, 2000 - 08:54 am:

Yeah, y'hear that, Bretty?!


No, honestly, we're just too nice to argue.

By Dave Hedgehog on Wednesday, September 6, 2000 - 06:11 am:

I won a breakdancing competition in 1983

By BIG BRETT on Wednesday, September 6, 2000 - 10:39 pm:

ARGUEMENT! WHAT ABOUT?! WHAT THE HELL! ILL JUST INVENT ONE!
I THINK THAT LIAM SHOULD HAVE THUMPED PATSY IN THE FACE SO HARD SHE COULD NEVER FIND ANOTHER FELLER COS HER FACE WOULD LOOK LIKE A CATS ARSE!
WHAT IS YOUR VIEWS ON WIFE BASHING!?
MOST OF YOU WOULD PROBABLY AGREE WITH ME AS PATSY IS CONCERNED!

By BB on Friday, September 8, 2000 - 10:22 pm:

AS FAR AS THIS TOPICS CONCERNED YOU WOULDNT WANT TO HEAR MY WORSE LINE!

By Thomas Williams on Sunday, September 24, 2000 - 10:39 pm:

Yeah!

By jonathan on Monday, October 23, 2000 - 01:39 pm:

god - this is a weird thread - apart from Blur (and maybe XTC and the Specials) I can't remember what the last non-hip hop record I listened to was. Please all listen to...

Boot Kamp Klik - Headz are Redee pt. 2
Killarmy - Silent Weaponz for Silent Wars
De La Soul - Is Dead
People Under the Stairs - LP
Blak Twang - 19 Longtime
Public Enemy - Nation of Millions
Redman - Whut?
any French Hip Hop
Gravediggaz - Niggamortis
Ugly Duckling - Fresh Mode

They're all brilliant.

By Eddy on Monday, October 23, 2000 - 02:11 pm:

Oh go away.

By ChrisG on Monday, October 23, 2000 - 03:32 pm:

most of those albums are alright, I admit, but only Public Enemy and De La Soul are worth listening to.
It takes a nation of millions to hold us back is the best album of all time.

By Ian on Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 02:20 pm:

It certainly is, if you pronounce it "Modern Life is Rubbish".

By sophy on Monday, October 30, 2000 - 04:18 pm:

modern life is rubbish isn't even in the top 3 best blur albums, so how that can be the case I really don't know.

By Ian on Wednesday, November 1, 2000 - 11:41 pm:

Oh go and eat poo you silly girl

By indigo on Thursday, November 2, 2000 - 05:48 pm:

MLIR is definitely the best Blur album. Which 3 do you think are better?

By Ian on Thursday, November 2, 2000 - 06:35 pm:

Indigo, you have backed me up through thick and thin over the past few months- well done. I officially consider you as a friend.

By haha on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 10:43 pm:

you have to have lots of talent to rap