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Coping: Blur general: The page cannot be displayed
By The Lad on Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 07:49 am:

and clicking 'Refresh' does nothing, and what the fuck sort of wanker would bother contacting an "ISP"?
My question is...WHY can't it be displayed?
And hello to all the Coping birds, yeah.

By nathallie on Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 07:53 pm:

hm, i think we're getting back into the old habit of "let's create useless clutter boards whose interest soon becomes obsolete"... meh.
great day to whoever cares to venture into this topic... (forum for little thoughts, perhaps?)
love, nat.

By The Lad on Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 08:21 pm:

Name just one topic on this entire message board that sticks to the actual subject, you snotty, sarcastic little cow. People start useless sounding topics here all the time;it's more the content that counts.
love, Micky
p.s Why don't you use a fucking capital *N* when you write your name, if yer own thoughts are so bloody *large*? It's a simple rule of grammar, yeah?

By nat on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 12:32 am:

because i little letters, Mick. and "meh" indicates indifference, my dear. and i am definitely a little cow, because there's no way i could be mistaken for a big one. so lie back and relax, you silly moo.

By evil_eye on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 08:45 am:

so you are more of a big sow??

By Rhonda on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 09:02 am:

heys to the lad

By Rhonda on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 09:03 am:

the emptiness topic stuck to itself

By Micky The Lad on Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 04:59 am:

Heys 2 you 2 Rhonda. You sound way hot yeah. Do you wear hotpants like that bitch that rejected me? I bet you do yeah. I'd write more to you cuz I know you want it BAAAD...but I'm too mentally fatigued from my last effort so I have to have a drink and a lay down.

Goodybe to all the Coping birds.

Luv,
Micky.

By nathallie on Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 10:57 pm:

nah, evil eye, i'm pretty tiny, not a big anything. so where we sows, i'd be a real skinny one. this is completely comparative, though. although if you compared cows to sows, a little cow would be the size of a fat sow, i suppose.

By shellie on Friday, March 16, 2001 - 12:18 am:

how tiny are u? ie how tall? i am 5'4"

By TobyZ on Friday, March 16, 2001 - 01:00 pm:

This topic will never in a million years stay on topic, which is a good thing 'cause the topic sucks royally, so I'll chime in:


I'm 6'2".

By natki on Friday, March 16, 2001 - 04:03 pm:

no, i'm about 5'6-7, just quite thin.
and yeah, tee-zee, it does suck, but many do, and it hasn't stayed on topic 'cos it has no topic.

By The Lad on Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 08:19 am:

it DOES have a topic. I'm asking WHY I get told "the page cannot be displayed" when I click on shit. what do you do about it and why do I see it all the time?
nat I like small birds (within reason).
hello to you and all the other young lovelies of Coping.

By Joe on Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 08:47 pm:

How about you just shut up? Nobody cares! Absolutely nobody! So crawl back to Manchester.

By Hot, Fresh Soup on Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 06:32 am:

Actually Joe, I hate to cause friction, but as a direct consequence of those 'pages that cannot be displayed', I have a bigger phone bill to pay every month. How so? Every time I log on, 9 times out of 10 it's the first thing I see ~ and when ONE page can't be displayed, according to the dictates of my server, none of them can. So you've gotta BOG DOWN and log on again. Listen to the hateful, depressing screech of the modum as it reconnects, and one must hope not to be confronted with the same flat words all over again. So, as I was saying, I get these bigger phone bills. And I'd actually kind of like to know if there's any way of avoiding it too. For my sake, mind you, not for Micky's. Didn't know he came from Manchester.
This is really important stuff!!!11 All tied up with issues pertaining to universal oppression and shit like dat.

By BakeSale on Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 01:25 pm:

Um, is that directed at me ? I can't once remember discussing 'universal oppression' (whatever that might be) with you.

By A BakeSale PS on Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 01:26 pm:

Do you EVER sleep ?

By The Occifer on Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 04:04 pm:

Hello Kyle. Do you mind if I misappropriate that auspicious and legendary quote you dropped in here a few weeks ago? ("It's funny how life can be a downhill slide and an uphill struggle the same time.")

It reminds me of something Oscar Wilde might have said, which is a good thing. He occasionally sat down and wrote pages of paradoxes...things quite like that in nature.

Anyhow, even if you say "no you cannot misappropriate it, you slimy bastard!" it will be too late, for I have ALREADY flagrantly misappropriated it by including it in a script solely credited to me. Meh! Not even common courtesy and ethics comes before my ART. Back off, back off, I'M coming through!!!!!1

By BakeSoda on Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 05:28 pm:

Hello The Occifer. Yes I do mind. You git.

By Hot, Fresh Soup on Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 06:08 pm:

Mr BakeSoda ~ that message did not pertain to you. Dunno how it can have been read that way. And no, I never sleep. I've been on Speed constantly since 1999 and I'm not sure not slowing down for passengers!!!1

By Hot, Fresh Soup on Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 06:11 pm:

SURE NOT EVEN! See what long term "abuse" can do to just one soup~bowl?

By Anonymous on Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 09:49 pm:

Where's the love? jeez

By The Occifer on Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 08:25 am:

Hur hur. Fine then, you slippy fuck. Name your price. Would you like to be namechecked? What an honour!!!!!!!11 I like my chances of getting funding for this particular vehicle, it's much better than anything I've done before.

....................."BARBIE, KEN, JOHN & other modern misanthropes".................

Who wouldn't want to see that?

By An Occifer PS on Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 08:30 am:

OK. That last post may be an example of letting technology take over from common sense...ie; Why is it blinking? Well, BECAUSE I CAN MAKE IT BLINK! That's why. BECAUSE I CAN.

And why do we have to have different sized monitors? On some computer screens it will look centred, and on others it will be COMPLETELY out of line. Obviously, Copers, I'm a heckler for detail.

By BakeSale on Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 09:40 am:

Okay Occifer, here's the deal. If you get any where with that script then I demand 0.005% of all royalties for having written one line of dialogue.

I sure do drive a hard bargain.

By Kyle, Some Months Later on Thursday, October 4, 2001 - 04:14 pm:

I'm still waiting for that check, btw.

By Kyle on Thursday, October 4, 2001 - 05:47 pm:

Or Cheque even. Though a Check'd probably do.

By wonky donky on Thursday, October 4, 2001 - 10:06 pm:

Learn to spell you bald headed reject

By Kenzie on Friday, October 5, 2001 - 02:08 pm:

Kyle was just demonstrating his ability to spell cheque (british) and Check (American) different ways. Cos he's smart like that. : )

By The Occifer on Friday, October 5, 2001 - 07:14 pm:

The Avalanches must be the worst speech givers in the history of speech giving. They won Best Debut Single (Frontier Psychiatrist), Best Dance Single (Since I Left You) and Best Dance Album (Since I Left You) at the ARIA awards in Sydney on Wednesday night. One Avalanch, who I'd mistake for the village idiot if he wasnt grimly clutching three ARIA statuettes, was dragging his limp left leg behind him like a political miscreant being hung, drawn and quartered behind a fast moving equine. DJ Dexter took one look at the assembled throng of music luminaries in the vast audience and decided not to say a word. Another Avalanch was wearing a cream safari suit.
Anyhow, I'm slightly disturbed by the fact that my father seems to be more hip and happening than me these days. He's friends with two of the Avalanches, and he knows the brothers in Art of Fighting, who won Best Alternative Release.
As for your cheque, Kyle - hold your horses, old boy! I'm still in the process of writing the script that contains your line of dialogue (uttered by John Sadist as he struts about on stage.) When, all those months ago, I mentioned that I was going to steal it, I was still finishing off 'Voyeur!' Since then I've also worked on 'Passport', which took up most of my time. I'll hopefully finish 'Assholes & Stupid People' in a couple of months.

By Abomination on Friday, October 5, 2001 - 10:43 pm:

"You are nut! Crazy in the coconut"

By Quintal on Saturday, October 6, 2001 - 11:01 am:

Haw, haw. She was right, you really are an abomination!

By Cam on Saturday, October 6, 2001 - 11:55 am:

Should I take it as a compliment? muhaha

By The Occifer on Sunday, October 7, 2001 - 07:37 am:

The Abominable Camden. I'd take it as a compliment. Oh yes, definitely. mohoho

By The Abominable Cam on Sunday, October 7, 2001 - 03:29 pm:

Phhewww


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