Hello Everyone,

Here's some more news about your diseased country.

Check:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk:80/et?ac=000118613908976&rtmo=lvvQuSQt&atmo=lvvQuSQt&pg=/et/01/3/9/nfnm09.html


and


http://asia.dailynews.yahoo.com/headlines/world/article.html?s=asia/headlines/010309/world/afp/No_end_in_sight_for_Britain_s_foot-and-mouth_crisis.html


and


http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/0,,2-96754,00.html


I know you fucks would rather discuss homophobia and the merits
of male gay sex in British society. That's fine you know. Whatever gets you through the night as John
Lennon would say. But I was
just wondering in England, what do you fruits
do to get a decent hamburger or london broil
nowadays? It appears your fucked up country is getting diseased
to the max with all those dead cows, goats, pigs, sheep, guinea pigs, rabbits, and chickens.

Just want to know, what gives?

Sincerly,

Uncle Sam

By rob on Friday, March 9, 2001 - 07:55 am:

Shall I rise to the bait?

No.

Ok, sod it, I will. For a start this is a disease that could affect any country with any kind of livestock in it, it is simply bad luck that it has started spreading like it has here.

Also, I don't think a disease described as "like a flu in animals" that "only sometimes kills animals" is actually that bad compared to the AIDS epidemic in parts of Africa that has been contracted by vast majorities of populations and which will kill every single man, woman and child that is infected. I mean, put it in perspective before stating that our "country is getting diseased to the max".

Also those dead cows and sheep haven't been killed by foot and mouth disease at all. Foot and mouth is usually only harmful enough to kill young lambs. The reason why the animals are dying is because we are killing them to contain the disease, and because it costs more to look after a sick animal until it is healthy again than the money it is worth when sold as food.

So, rather than continuing your constant inquiries into the state of our nation with baited questions and untrue assumtions, how about doing something more constructive with your life like gaining enlightenment through the use meditation or, for those with a lesser degree of intelligence or time, drugs. Once you come to realise that everything you believe in might not be entirely true and that things you previously thought impossible, implausible or improbible just may be, I think you'll become a much more pleasant, tolerant and attractive person.

So, to end with, I propose that no one else bother with our Uncle Sam and make Coping as near Utopia as we can.

Or reply if you want, it's a free country, at least, the one I live in is...

yours:rob

By Toby, and no, I'm not a Vegetarian on Friday, March 9, 2001 - 12:53 pm:

Any vegetarians here?

You've gotta be loving this mad cow stuff. It's almost as if mother nature is saying that it's wrong to kill animals for food, and if you do, she'll kill your ass.

You never hear of people dying or going nuts eating vegetables and nuts, do you? I hear their shit smells something fierce, but maybe better that then death, right?

By Duh on Saturday, March 10, 2001 - 07:28 am:

The faeces of vegetarians actualy smells much more pleasant than that of meat eaters. Fuck man, get your facts right.

By L4L on Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 01:07 am:

Uncle Sam,

If you're so happy living in your 'perfect land of freedom'(yeah, right..), why bother telling everybody that UK sucks???

Or if you're a homesick american living in UK, what are you still doing there???

By Uncle Sam on Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 02:45 am:

L4L,

I never said the US was perfect. We have a shitload of problems as well. Just wanted to
give you Brits the same dose of medicine that some of you fucks have been
been dishing on the US, that's all and I was also somewhat curious about all the diseases your country have been receiving.

By L4L on Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 10:27 am:

Uncle Sam,

I'm glad you have at least the guts to admit your country HAS PROBLEMS AS WELL!!

And, by the way, I'm not british (though I feel a big affection for them), I'm brazilian....So I know what does it feel to have a shitload of problems as well...

Anyway, this whole discussion is such a waste of time....there isn't 'the best country in the world'. It would be very boring if every country looked the same, don't you think? It's great that we have such diversity of cultures, and I guess we should all try to learn something from each other instead of keeping this stupid competition..

By JEFF FOLKOFF on Monday, May 13, 2002 - 07:18 am:

I JUST SEEM TO EAT HEAPS OF IT