Someone please tell me!!!!

By Hot, Fresh Soup on Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 06:44 am:

No, they're not.

By Camel Jockey on Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 10:02 am:

Any body can just say "No, they're not". By what authority do you say that?

I bet you're just saying "No, they're not" so you have a better shot at getting tickets for yourself.

By Eddy on Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 12:26 pm:

That's silly logic.

By Butter~Twirré on Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 12:47 pm:

You tell 'em, Ed.

By Eddy on Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 12:51 pm:

ah, yeah.

By Camel Jockey on Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 02:49 pm:

It might be silly, but just 'cause your paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you .

By The Lad on Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 03:07 pm:

Who's not after who?
Any way I couldn't give a wankstain.

By Camel Jockey on Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 03:18 pm:

Eunuch?

By Hot, Fresh Soup on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 10:01 am:

I say it coz I've got a fuckin' NME in front of me that says, "Blur cancel Coachella Festival", you sad fuck.

By Camel Jockey on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 10:11 am:

Why didn't you say that in the first place?

And don't get prissy with me you rude pasty twat.

By Hot, Fresh Soup on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 10:49 am:

Don't you answer me back, fuckhole.

By Camel Jockey on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 11:16 am:

Slag

By Hot, Fresh Soup on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 11:26 am:

I think I've heard that once too often, thanks. Quiet, Mr Fuckface!

By Camel Jockey on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 11:39 am:

Hey BitchCock, this is s'posed to be a friendly forum for discussion. If you want to be snooty, let's at least be civil and take this outside. Free free to click on my name and get my email address ya DoucheChill.

By Eddy on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 12:47 pm:

haha this is brilliant. Keep going boys.

By Camel Jockey on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 03:31 pm:

I fear for your enjoyment Eddy because I'm really not interested in maintaining this nasty business. I was just making a simple inquiry into the authenticity of his answer to schmee's question. This has all gotten entirely out of hand, and I'd like to end it now by apologizing for what ever it was I might have said to raise his dander.

Anyway's I'm sure it would all have run it's course shortly because Lukewarm Piss Water doesn't seem like the type who can keep anything 'up' for more than a few minutes. And even though all he had to do was click my name to reveal my email address, the little anal wart didn't even bother to try and email me. Maybe he shot his load pre-maturely and has taken a nap.

By Hot, Fresh Soup on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 05:08 pm:

Look, I'm not interested in emailing someone with a persecution complex about being ass reamed for concert tickets. All I said was that Blur are not interested in playing in Indio CA or anywhere else near the US of Fuckfaced A because they're boys of integrity. They don't need to play in American shit stadiums full of losers in their 30s wearing tank tops, past the hottest moment of life (well, I didn't say that part, but allow me to do so now.) At least I attempted to answer the question.

By Camel Jockey on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 09:03 pm:

I'd just hate it for schmee to miss out on the opportunity to buy blur tickets because she might be a trusting soul and she accepted malicious misinformation. And I didn't deserve to be called a "sad fuck" for my concerns.

By USA ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 11:02 pm:

Oh you're english, you're so fucking high and mighty!!You're so arrogant! yeah England is such a great country-you've got fucking diseased pigeons all over the place, the royal family is like a soap opera, your school system create much anxiety, and angst ridden students, and you lack in oral hygene. oh and I don't want to forget, you have oh sooo much integrity.

By nat on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 11:47 pm:

ew ew - you're all so very ugly, all of you, with your hate.

i have no further comment.

By Eddy on Thursday, March 1, 2001 - 11:47 am:

USA= Guns in the schools, Saved By The Bell, George Dubya Bush, and 275 million dickheads with no sense of reality or irony, except Dylan.

By The Occifer on Thursday, March 1, 2001 - 12:00 pm:

New Zealand = Tum and Nul Funn, Splut Unz, gerls that heff to be keen AS, long walks home, nervous sheep, the mighty All Blecks, a kinky Christchurch trannie named Kira and a strange air that slowly sucks away your soul.

Oh, but I agree with your above statement too. Almost. And I dont exactly lurve Austrayia eever.

By Lucky on Friday, March 2, 2001 - 05:53 am:

They aren't playing the Coachella, schmee.

By shellie on Friday, March 2, 2001 - 10:05 am:

they are though hey. i seen it in the paper.

By Si on Friday, March 2, 2001 - 10:57 pm:

They aren't playing there. Their fanclub just said so. Unfortunately Gorillaz aren't playing in Brighton now either.. shit!

By Goethe's bastard son. on Saturday, March 3, 2001 - 05:20 am:

How does it feel to be a boy from the stars? Well sorry, that's a secret. How does it feel to have evidently let your emotions flow over (das Net)? VERY strange.

By COCK SUCKING COWBOY on Saturday, March 3, 2001 - 10:57 am:

Oh, what to do, what to do..?

I am meant to be going out tonight, but I'm not sure if I want to or not. This last week's been a blur, tonight I'm completely wasted.

On the one hand I know that my disco needs me, on the other hand I'd like to curl up under my blankets and make sure no other Homosapien sees me. I'm feeling far too vulnerable for anything tonight. Very odd.

Maybe some simulated anal sex on the dancefloor would do the trick and improve my flagging spirits. On the other hand some variety of public humiliation may be the shameful experience that finally drives me into a state of voluntary social ostracism.

If I dont end my life as an outcast of mainstream society I'll be entirely disappointed. But the sad thing is that these days our collective societies embrace their rebels and weirdos. 50 years ago we cast them out, now we make them millionaires. What do you think that means?

By Horse with a COCK TO BE SUCKED on Saturday, March 3, 2001 - 08:10 pm:

I think it means you should take a nice bath with a plugged in toaster.