Is there a reoccuring theme in your drunken thoughts? Or are they just really random? Please share.

By wakey on Wednesday, February 7, 2001 - 09:55 pm:

the thought i get the most when drunk, and that most men get i think is : can i get sex tonight. in someway or another everyman usually thinks that.

By someone on Thursday, February 8, 2001 - 02:29 am:

It is true, especially when you are surrounded by women be they lovely or ugly. And when you are drunk and are thinking about sex you seem to concentrate entirely on getting it any way you can seems mildly amusing or even clever at the time but the next day it is an extreme embarasment. The formula is such:

the drunker you are the more unlikely it is that you are able to pull and get sex
the drunker you are the more you think it is likely that you are able to pull and get sex
the soberer you are the more likely it is that you are able to pull and get sex
the soberer you are the more you think it is that unlikely you are able to pull and get sex

So, knowing this you have to get yourself into a state of mind, using alcohol, where;
it is still possible that a bird will consider you,
you still have control over your actions,
you have enough courage to do something about it.

However, there is a phenomanomomn where you are blind drunk and pull. In this case you have to remember that you are blind drunk and you've not realsied that the throat you are inserting your tongue down probably belongs to either a fat minger or bloke. At this point run away.

(There are some men who will actually recreate this expirence while only mildly unsober. These are desperate men practicing what is known as "Going Ugly Early" or "Gue". This is looking around the dance floor for the chicks that you just know will still be there when their fit friends have all left on the arm of your fit friend and working on them for the evening, rather then wasting your effort trying to pull their fit friend who you know will end up on the arm of your fit friend.)

Even so, blokes mainly think about sex while they are sober too.

Lukas (having sex regularly at the moment thank you)

By nittaya on Thursday, February 8, 2001 - 09:09 pm:

argh. all i say. ARGH. (did you NEED to share the last bit, eh luke?)

By Dave Hedgehog on Saturday, February 10, 2001 - 04:52 am:

Lots of women

By SpudGun on Saturday, February 10, 2001 - 06:50 pm:

apocalypse:
Richie`s cursed by death in the form of foul-smelling Eddie and has to bargain for his life to save himself from asbestos underpants by playing Eye-spy,But deaths a bit thick...

By nit on Sunday, February 11, 2001 - 01:04 am:

joe, will you contribute to your own topic?

By someone's friend on Sunday, February 11, 2001 - 04:44 am:

You may say ARGH but what I said above is true and I, and most other blokes, would stand by it.
Sign your name below if you agree.

Lukas (and I needed to share that last bit just to put it in perspective)

By Ian on Sunday, February 11, 2001 - 02:21 pm:

I always try to quote from literature but something goes slightly wrong. I also think the more you drink when not with your girlfriend the higher the level of "getting dumped paranoia" builds up inside you. Or maybe that is just me. I also think about stealing bollards, and I have one right next to me now that I stole last night- Its bloody huge!

By Joe on Sunday, February 11, 2001 - 07:43 pm:

Ian, you finally stole that bollard! Lats night was fucking top I have to say. My drunken thoughts strayed only to whether they would play JJ72 or not, then to remembering bits of literature to misquote. Oh, and looking around and thinking that if I was single I could have pulled anyone in that club goddammit. So yeah, just general extreme arrogance.
Oh, and I was sick after drinking a Rum and Coca Cola. Jarvis is a fool. If her dad's so loaded, order something classy you fool! It was literally like twnety seconds after drinking it that I was in the toilet. But I felt fine after that....but not so fine this morning.

By wakey on Tuesday, February 13, 2001 - 10:24 pm:

i think every1 steals a bollard at one time or another, ive done it a couple of times, and ive kept them because they come in handy for goal posts when me and my m8's want a kick about !!

what other uses do u lot find for stollen bollards ?

By nat on Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 11:57 pm:

mm...herm... what's a bollard? (enlightenment, please!)

By lou on Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 12:46 pm:

a student favourite in birmingham at least, otherwise known as a traffic cone... alternative student faves include:
men at work signs
flashing lights from road works
anything to do with road works
fence hopping
putting condoms on your head and blowing it up through your nose

thank you for your time

By someone who isn't someone else on Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 07:10 pm:

In my house right now is:
a men at work sign in th front room
a 'please use the other footpath' sign half way up the first flight of stairs
a 'flood!' sign just outside the bathroom door
a trafic cone that someone brought home last night but we've not decided where to put it

I keep putting the other signs and cones that get in the way into the cellar.

lukas

By Eddy on Friday, February 16, 2001 - 03:01 pm:

I actually got busted by the cops for theft of roadsigns. I was only an accessory though. Quite fun getting done by "The Filth" for the second time. First time being an unrelated crime years beforehand.

By sarah on Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 08:34 pm:

"shit, i'm going to be sick. aaaargh, i've never been in this person's house before and have no idea where the toilet is. can't ask anyone because i can't control the contents of my mouth. i think i will flee upstairs, vomit in a concealed corner and then flee the house. ok, feel a bit better now. maybe i will stay for a bit and talk pretentiously to the graduate students who populate this strange twilight world. hope i haven't ruined my beautiful pink and silver angel wings. i hope i haven't been rambling on insanely to anyone who matters. wow, that lesbigay night in the bar was pretty darn good. but wish i hadn't drunk so many casablancas there. i just can't resist the name. should i try and get up for 9.30 lectures? maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but some day. i wish the world looked normal. but maybe the drunken world is how the world really is... how profound i am. why am i dancing over-excitedly to paul simon? maybe i'll ask hannah if she wants to lurch back hone with me, before anyone discovers how i've desecrated the house."