I'm sorry! But I had to do it! I HATE the 'lyrics' "Tumour in your humour" because it is just SHIT. SHIT with a capital Q. I thought I could resist, but I heard that damn song again today, and I couldn't stop myself. Whoever thought up "Tumour in you humour" can just FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK OFF.

By the way, I'm interested to know, which song lyrics piss you lot off?

By tam on Monday, January 15, 2001 - 04:27 pm:

what song are those lyrics in?

By indigo on Monday, January 15, 2001 - 05:35 pm:

tumour in your humour? i have never heard that!

on the scale of annoying lyrics, anything by the spice girls, "i'm a big big girl in a big big world" uuuummmmmm

what is shit with a capital Q all about?

By Lucky on Monday, January 15, 2001 - 06:24 pm:

It's in that Robbie Williams song, Supreme I think it is.


Ignore shit with a capital Q, it's due to this dumbarse disease I caught sitting next to a maniac in maths. Awesome alliteration man. And yeah, "I'm a big big girl" really made me hate small people. Talk about reverse psychology...

By Alex not James on Monday, January 15, 2001 - 08:54 pm:

"Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'......" etc.

Fred Durst, please fall down a very deep well.

By The Occifer on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 01:04 am:

(Sorry about the fact my posts are getting longer and longer by the day)

But I can't help it. Anyway, here are the lyrics to my least favourite song ever. It's perfectly horrid in every way.

MISS DELANEY

Miss Delaney's got sweet way of teaching
And she knows she's got all the guys attention
When she's on parade we all just turn and stare
Coz you know she's got just such lovely hair
But she's just my teacher and I wish she was more
Coz I see her brown hair shining in the sun
And I want to score.

And when we go to class she teaches us
About Science and Maths and Biology and
It's all good anyway and when she drops the duster
She reaches down to pick it up with all eyes on Her body and she's got such a nice butt.

But I know it's just a dream so far away from me
And it's never gonna happen for my pals and me
And I know it's just a dream so far away from me.

By indigo on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 06:17 pm:

oh yeha, and "the bad touch" by the bloodhound gang and anything by the baha men. music for people who sing YMCA without provocation.

By Anonymous on Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 02:18 pm:

you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel.....thats god damn poetry indigo you minx

By Joe on Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 04:03 pm:

Sun Arise Oh oh!
Sun Arise Oh oh!
Spreading all the light all around

Sun Arise bring in the morning
Spreading all the light all around!

I thank you!

By wankstain on Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 06:37 pm:

I couldn't live without your phone,but you don't even have a home.--mel c--"if that were me"

Absoulute shite beyond belief.

By Lucky on Monday, January 22, 2001 - 02:54 pm:

I heard that this morning and thought exactly the same thing.

By Big Brett on Friday, February 2, 2001 - 10:25 pm:

I'm back and I'm
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Sorry but I fucking love that song!

By ANDY on Saturday, February 3, 2001 - 05:27 pm:

Alright bret,now your back,i think i also will start posting a wee bit more,so where have you been eh?busy wondering what the fuck happened to huddersfield town fc?I believe there now actually able to score goals?????

By Brett on Saturday, February 3, 2001 - 07:57 pm:

Uddersfield are ROLLIN' like fuck! Unbeaten in 8 and heading for surviving the drop reading for our promotion next season! Then we'll get into the premier and thrash those Leeds bastards good and proper! I got a season ticket this season 2 and I think its just starting to pay off after the shit start to the season.
Yep! they can score goals but thats only cuz I broke in the dressing room and threatened to shaft anyone who didnt score!

By indigo on Friday, February 9, 2001 - 06:48 pm:

just imagine: Jimmy Saville going "rolling, roling, rolling, now then now then boys and girls....."

Gives new life to the song donchathink? Better than Limp Rizted?

By Ian on Sunday, February 11, 2001 - 01:49 pm:

Hello. What a treat for you all- the return of me and Big Brett.
Suprised that Desree lyric hasn't been mentioned about the ghost and the toast.

By indigo on Sunday, February 11, 2001 - 06:31 pm:

That was truly awful wasnt it? i was talking to my uncle once (who desperately wants to be young and trandy - hes about 55) and he started talking about this new CD hed got where the lyrics were deep, and true, and just amazing, and i had to sit and listen to THAT DESREE SONG (while looking at the sleeve and reading the lyrics!) without wetting myself. fucking hard i tell you.

By extreme on Monday, February 12, 2001 - 09:12 am:

some lyrics just suck
e.g.
everything that Britney sings.
a load of crap comes out of her

By St*Rsh*PeD on Monday, February 12, 2001 - 07:10 pm:

The ghost and the toast wasn't nearly as awful as "I'm afraid of the dark, especially when i'm in a park" again by fucking Desree. Didn't she win best songwriter at some bloody awards ceremony based on that fucking song? Annoying weirdo ass bitch.

By tired, oh so tired on Tuesday, February 13, 2001 - 08:49 pm:

IIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
welcome back lovely!

By Ian on Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 02:04 pm:

Hello mum.

By to my darling son on Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 01:33 am:

did you remember to remove the lint from between your toes before bed, dear?