I had a shit night. Got only mildly pissed, ran outta money, my mate, ha, bought me a drink, I paid for it. And my favorite sexy shirt got burnt by a distress flare and it got a hole in it. I am currently sitting with my flares on and no shirt. I am gonna get me Mam to fix me shirt, but it is never gonna be the same again.

I'm pissed off.

By Thomas Williams impostor on Saturday, December 16, 2000 - 03:47 pm:

life may never be the same

By Lucky on Sunday, December 17, 2000 - 12:11 pm:

What did your sexy shirt look like, Ed? Dy?

By OOOoom PAPA! on Monday, December 18, 2000 - 06:13 am:

And what does it look like now, Ed?

By Bree on Monday, December 18, 2000 - 07:14 am:

Marie said you're a prostitute.

By Eddy on Monday, December 18, 2000 - 11:25 am:

It was just an old mans shirt. Just a white shirt man. Wif little white cotton lines goin up and down. And it was/is quite small so it's nice and tight/ish.

It still looks the same, but it has a wee hole, smaller than the white part in the middle of an "o" (I hope that aint too misleading). No big drama, but it's soiled now. I'm still pissed off.

Fuck it.

By Eddy on Monday, December 18, 2000 - 11:28 am:

And don't say, "Why don't you just buy a new one??", cos I can't. It twas second hand from the Salvation Army Shop, for about $6. It is unique, my poor dear baby.

I'll keep everyone posted on the mending process, fingers crossed she'll pull through yeah.

By Joe on Monday, December 18, 2000 - 10:05 pm:

Our hearts are with you at this difficult time.

By The Officer on Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 07:55 am:

What A Shit Topic!!

By Eddy on Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 11:33 am:

What a fookin' cunt!!

I actually think the topic is rather charming.

By nat on Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 08:15 pm:

lol. egoist. i like that.

By Joe on Monday, December 25, 2000 - 03:56 pm:

I like it too Ed. Have you yet recovered from your trauma? And do you live in England yet?

By Prehensile Penis on Tuesday, December 26, 2000 - 08:13 am:

NEW ZEALAND.

By Eddy on Tuesday, December 26, 2000 - 01:14 pm:

Thank You Joe,

To answer your question, No I don't live in England yet, but, cos me mates have told me, I will be moving to Oxford or Cambridge in the next few months.

Give me your e-mail addy Joe, and I'll tell you more.

My trauma is better, surgery has been put back though. The waiting list through the public sector is too long, I must write to my MP.

By Pleading Pussy on Wednesday, December 27, 2000 - 08:00 am:

NEW ZEALAND ROCKS EDDY!!!1 AND EDDY ROCKS NEW ZEALAND!!

By Joe on Friday, December 29, 2000 - 12:50 pm:

Wow, come to Oxford or cambridge then Ed! yeah...everyone e-mail me too. Click on my lovely green name (above).

By Prehensile Penis on Thursday, January 4, 2001 - 09:55 am:

Oh quit yer pleading, Pussy. I'm here and I'm prehensile.