Good Health
Much Wealth
And...May Your Glass
NEVER RUN DRY !!!!!

By Lucky on Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 11:49 am:

And if the Sergeant steals your rum...


NEVERMIND!!

By kacy on Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 03:45 am:

Hmmm. Let's play complete-the-poem:
good health,
much wealth,
and may your glass never run dry,
and if the Sergeant steals your rum...

piss in his eye?

Hey, it rhymes...heh.

By Lucky on Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 07:10 am:

'Nevermind' was the last bit of it aaaactually. But it was my fault - I've been forced to sit thru Oh What A Lovely War twice and I think I'm slightly obbsessed. But hey it fits:

good health,
much wealth,
and may your glass never run dry,
and if the Sergeant steals your rum...
NEVERMIND!! Piss in his eye!

By kacy on Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 01:37 pm:

hee hee. Alex would probably love this grand poetry. It should be in his Q column.

By Eddy on Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 01:43 pm:

Yeah cos it also is a load of bollocks.

By Thomas Williams on Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 03:32 pm:

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By RHINOBOLLOX on Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 04:54 pm:

CUNT !!!!

By Lucky on Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 05:08 pm:

What's that? The grand finale? Fantastic.

By cornelius withnail strangelove on Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 08:29 pm:

bugger off,thomas williams.nobody likes you.
same goes to TWI

By indigo on Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 07:40 pm:

happy birthday to Alex
we wish him no malice
have a bucket of champa-agne....
and be sick in your palace.

thankyou, thankyou very much.

(composed by indigo in a record 2.7 seconds)

By Joan Burnie on Saturday, November 25, 2000 - 04:25 pm:

Indigo,you are encouraging the consumption of a disgusting and all to often fatal substance.Alcohol is no laughing matter if i had a pound for every time someone close to me had dies of alcohol poisening I'd have 50p.So to get over your obvious alcoholism write to me at the daily record,Scotlands favourite tabloid.Except for the sun(but they have page 3,a completey immoral and disgustin way of exploiting naive youngsters)

By Thomas Williams impostor on Sunday, November 26, 2000 - 12:28 am:

cornelius wank wank whatever, don't be stupid , i shall never bugger off. CORNELIUS you ARE the weakest link. Goodbye!

By cornelius withnail strangelove on Sunday, November 26, 2000 - 01:56 pm:

fuck you

By Thomas Williams on Saturday, June 8, 2002 - 11:49 pm:

yeah!