Considering a small handfull of fussy individuals dont like us talking about football on the Garden Central it looks like its time we set up a specialist football topic to shut the whiners up
Enjoy!

By The Officer on Monday, November 20, 2000 - 02:51 am:

Hey Colin...

AUSTRALIA 2 SCOTLAND 0

*elicits a few nervous, embarrassed snorts'n'giggles before running away*

By Colin T on Monday, November 20, 2000 - 09:57 pm:

How many times have you English bastard convicts qualified for the world cup then? NONE theres your answer!
90 minutes of a petty poncy friendly doesnt make you as good as us!
Rangers v Celtic in a couple of weeks! cant wait! we're going to gun down the bastards!

By The Officer on Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 04:36 am:

But that's just the thing, Colin! Our team is shite, and we still beat you away from home...

*a few more snorts'n'giggles*

And what a convincing win it was too!

PS - we've qualified for the World Cup ONCE. Yes, ONCE!

By Joan Burnie on Saturday, November 25, 2000 - 04:10 pm:

Football is almost certainly a sin,stop talking about it immediately.It restricts the modern womans struggle for equality and re-applies the ball and chain that we fought so hard to shed.

By Colin Treadwell on Saturday, November 25, 2000 - 05:21 pm:

Tomorrow.
Sunday 26th November
RANGERS V CELTIC
D Day!
Wot do you all think the score will be?
I think we'll win by at least a 3 goal margin and go 17 points clear with a game in hand! I'll say 1-4
Good riddance Rangers bastards! Even Hibs are better than you now!

By Albertz's love child on Sunday, November 26, 2000 - 01:34 am:

Please,after 11 years of doing fuck all in the league and europe,after 11 years of battling against aberdeen and airdrie for the CIS cup and after 11 years of complaining about every official in the scottish game for having some sort of rangers bias we feel it was time to let you know how good it felt,but on sunday we're gonna start.12 points when we fuck the tims,9 when we fuck the sheepshaggers and then we play you lot twice after to make it 3,you'll bottle it as usual lose to a last minute goal by charlie miller on the last day of the season saving the orange side of dundee from relagation,putting aberdeen down and handing us the title.Full of confidence we go on to beat Barcelona in the UEFA cup final and do the quadruple.Thank you ta

By Anonymous on Sunday, November 26, 2000 - 07:24 pm:

what was the score......3??? no.....4??????....no......5?,Thats it.5....5-1

By Colin T on Sunday, November 26, 2000 - 10:59 pm:

Thats only because Rangers are the most cheating, disgusting, dirty, boring team ever to grace this wonderful fucking planet!
We'll get you back for that. Who is top of the league? We are! And we're staying there for longer than you can ever imagine!
So dont think you've done us with some cacky little battle because this is a huge war!
And we WILL win it!
Celtic forever!

By Eddy on Monday, November 27, 2000 - 01:12 pm:

4-1 to Celtic??

Haha, no 5-1 to Rangers.

By Fruity Lexxxia on Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - 02:36 am:

Hmmm...a 7 goal differential there Colin. At least you were CLOSE.

By Gordon Traxxxe on Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - 02:37 am:

Colin T 'football genius'!!!

Haha!!

By Tina Gayndor-Smythe on Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 12:25 pm:

Absolutely!

By playground love on Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 02:24 am:

a footy debate area?? that's great!