You pick the winners (or losers)! here are the catagories:

1. Best topic (presented by Alex James-or me if we cant get him)

2. Best quote (presented by Damon Albarn-or me if we cant get him)

3. Funniest topic (presented by Phil Daniels-or me if we cant get him in)

4. Most intelegent debate (presented by Graham Coxon-or me if we cant get him)

5. Longest debate (Pr. by Justine Frischmann-or me if we cant get him/her)

6. Shortest debate (A drum machine considering it has more personality than Dave Rowntree)

7. Charactor : funniest (Pr. by Noel Gallagher or Nick McCabe if we cant get him)

8. Charactor : most interesting (Pr. by Guigsy)

9. Charactor : most influential (pr. by Liam Gallagher)

10. Charactor : most likely to die within the next 5 years (pr. by Kurt Cobain)

11. Charactor : Biggest tosser (pr. by Keith Allen)

12. Charactor : Coolest (pr. by TWI considering he wont win it)

13. Best newcomer (pr. by Kylie Minogue)

14. Best coping band (pr. by the cast from Southpark)

15. Coping special achievements award (pr. by Sir Paul McCartny)

Feel free to add more at your own will
I'll vote once Ive thought long and hard!
And you cant vote for yourself despite how much you love or hate yourself

By Julia on Friday, November 17, 2000 - 02:59 am:

16. Worst speller (the winner is Big Brett)

By Anonymous on Friday, November 17, 2000 - 12:17 pm:

Why don't we make a Blur chat/coping award show then? Nominate people, and then vote for them. Let's see who's gonna be the big winner. We need loads of categories!

By Eddy on Friday, November 17, 2000 - 01:14 pm:

Best Newcomer- Big Brett.

Best Band- Sexy Breakfast.

By wankstain on Friday, November 17, 2000 - 08:20 pm:

most sadly missed-loony boy (presented by thom yorke or the drummer from reef if we can't get him

By Lucky on Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 11:59 am:

Funniest: Joseph
Most likely to die within the next 5 years: Big Brett. You DO look much older that 17, matey.

By Joe on Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 12:01 pm:

Biggest Tosser has to go to TWI.
Most Influential: Er....Eddy.
Best Quote: Lucky, for "and then day turned into night" - genius.
Best Topic - If I am the Captain, then who are really my friends? - Ian
Funniest - Big Brett
Most likely to die: Stav. (where is that cheeky chap?)

By Joe on Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 12:08 pm:

Shortest Debate - my What does Mars mean to You topic, which was brutally murdered by a debate about Toploader, in which the only pro-Toploader was Nat, who hadn't heard them but didn't like us being mean.

By Joe on Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 12:22 pm:

Shortest Debate - my What does Mars mean to You topic, which was brutally murdered by a debate about Toploader, in which the only pro-Toploader was Nat, who hadn't heard them but didn't like us being mean.

By Anonymous on Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 06:18 pm:

So guys, are you in for giving away some awards or what? We need some categories for this coping and bc site. Everyone who's writing and chatting here can be nominated. Like for example: "Best quote", "Sexiest male/female", etc etc etc...I'm not good with coming up with ideas, so would anyone like to make any suggestions, for categories etc? Please, free your mind :o)

By Lucky on Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 06:30 pm:

That would be what everyone is doing at the moment, Anony.

By Big Brett on Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 10:14 pm:

Right then...

Best topic - Doesnt blur look like they would smell of milk?

Best quote - By Andy to TW (29/10/2000, the 27p topic with the mass fuck off name) -
If i had 27p id spend it on a piece of tape,so i could put it around your mouth,so u for once, you could shut the fuck up..

funniest topic - "I did a gig last night by Big brett" cuz of the drawings

most intelegent debate - The "andy and stu talk bout stuff" one

longest debate - Blur chat (Big Brother)

shortest debate - My Dave the Hedgehog is cool debate

funniest - andy

most interesting - Jen! I find her very interesting

most influential - Thomas Williams. Brings out the psychopath in everyone! Even innocent little me

most likely to die within next 5 years - Thomas Williams, because if I dont murder him soon some fucker else will!

biggest tosser - Tough choice with you lot but this guy wins by miles, Thomas Williams Impostor

coolest - Dave Hedgehog. Simple yet effective

best newcomer - Dave Hedgehog

best coping band - Ryans band

coping special achievements award - Loony boy, very sadly missed

By Jennifer on Sunday, November 19, 2000 - 09:37 am:

Awww, thanx. I'm very flattered, being nominated, and then for most interesting :o) I dunno what to say really :o) All I can say is that it's a great honour! Love, Jen

*lol*

By kacy on Sunday, November 19, 2000 - 03:22 pm:

Ah, c'mon, nominate me for something. I suppose I don't say enough to get noticed. "Most Likely to Be Totally Ignored" perhaps.
I agree for "Sexy Breakfast" as best band name.

By kacy on Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 03:38 am:

Damn. I'm even more ignored than I thought.

By Lucky on Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 10:41 am:

Most poetic: Kacy

By Jen Admirer But Not The Same One on Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 11:39 am:

Hoo-boy, am I ever turned on - the glorious JEN has left a message here, and only recently! My boxer shorts they are a'bustin'! MMMM! I nominate her for number one Coping Sexpot, Goddess, Princess and angelic Grand Duchess all rolled into one, forever and ever, NO ARGUMENTS WHATSOEVER FROM ANY RIVAL BUCKS OR BITCHY GIRLS, end of story, Amen

By kacy on Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 01:40 pm:

wowee zowee, thanks Lucky. I didn't know what you were on about til I remembered the little poem contribution. So everyone, direct yourselves to the "happy birthday Alex" topic for astounding artistic insight in the realm of well-wishing poetry.

By Anonymous on Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 04:26 pm:

I can't say anything, because I'm just the beginner. so I hope you can understand it.

By The Crank on Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 02:39 am:

No, I can't.

By Jen on Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 02:00 pm:

Um...what am I to say? C'mon, I'm just an ordinary girl, what's the big deal? I'm nothing special...

By lukas on Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 10:14 pm:

I'm not either.

No wait, I wasn't nominated for anything was I?

*sobs*

By Randy Foxxxe on Friday, November 24, 2000 - 08:53 am:

8.9/10 Hotness Award - Lukas.

Patience Award - Lukas.

By Gareth on Friday, November 24, 2000 - 05:39 pm:

Jen - you are not just an ordinary girl!

You are a model for goodness sakes!!!

And you're Danish....

Um....

And you're cool....

And....

Er....

Yeah.

By Gareth on Friday, November 24, 2000 - 05:44 pm:

Oh yeah....

SHUT UP YA FRIKKIN' NO-GOOD DIRTY PUNK!

I'M TALKING TO YOU "Jen Admirer But Not The Same One" YA FREAKISH PERVERT!!!

Heeheehee....

Um...

Yeah.

By nittaya on Friday, November 24, 2000 - 09:00 pm:

wha...?? and there pictures of copers somewhere, or what? sigh. confusion thus belongs to me.

By lukas on Friday, November 24, 2000 - 09:37 pm:

9.1 out of 10 actually...

http://www.amihotornot.com/r/?eid=EQBUE&key=NBWGT

By Randy Foxxxe on Saturday, November 25, 2000 - 04:07 am:

Ungrateful.

By Bree on Saturday, November 25, 2000 - 06:54 am:

Most gratuitous and shameless self promotion award...see second last posting...or third, depending on whether you include this one.

By nattklubb on Sunday, November 26, 2000 - 03:05 am:

ha ha bree... yeah, luke you are pretty gorgeous. sigh, i'm jealous

By Jen on Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 07:07 am:

Ohhh, this is a mess...all of a sudden I've become a discussion topic...my oh my

By lukas on Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 07:37 am:

Jen, what the hell are you doing up at this time of the morning? I know you're an hour ahead but 8 am is still way too early.

By Jen on Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 02:18 pm:

*lol* sorry Luke, it was an accident..hehe..so, what are you doing up this early?? Nothing kept me in bed, I felt so lonely, lying there all alone in the dark....heh

By Jen on Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 02:20 pm:

*lol* sorry Luke, it was an accident..hehe..so, what are you doing up this early?? Nothing kept me in bed, I felt so lonely, lying there all alone in the dark....heh, and I had to go to work around 10:30. No matter how early I get up, I'm always 5 minutes late...damn it

By Jen on Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 02:22 pm:

oops, sorry my bad, dunno what went wrong there

By lukas on Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 04:57 pm:

what was I doing up that early? I think it should be what was I doing up that late... oh well..

By Jen on Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 09:56 pm:

Um...yeah, you're probably right..um..I'm a bit confused these days *lol*
Btw, I vote for Luke as sexiest bloke ;-)

By Frederick Tomlinson on Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 11:16 pm:

Does anyone here watch Time Gentlemen Please on sky 1? its a comedy about a pub and its piss funny
Jenny just reminds me so much of that bird that was Greg Thompsons barmaid on last nights episode
You should watch it It really is funny as fuck and its got Phil Daniels on it! so you blur people should all watch it
I think its repeated this week so keep your eyes peeled for it
Believe me Its one of the best comedies ive ever seen

By Bree on Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - 12:45 am:

Marie said you're a prostitute.

By Tina Gayndor-Smythe on Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 12:24 pm:

Absolutely!

By nathallie on Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 01:55 pm:

hm... that "hot or not" site says no pictures of children... so perhaps i shouldn't put mine up, but it'd funny (or devastating) to see what people think (besides, what if my mum or one of her friends saw it?). but if luke's a 9, maybe i can muster at least a 5... lol. have a great day luvs!

By nat on Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 01:58 pm:

argh! i'm so silly - disregard my message, please! thanks. and what's that knife-throwing site?

By Joe on Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 09:56 pm:

Is that you nat? Because it's exactly how I thought you'd look...freaky.

By Lucky on Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 10:41 am:

She doesn't look freaky!
How rude.

By nittaya on Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 08:25 pm:

ha ha, i know what you mean, don't worry. lucky's great. here IS one where i look kinda space-y (yell at brett for telling me how to post pictures...)

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By nit on Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 08:27 pm:

argh. wrong stupid brackets.

By nat on Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 08:29 pm:

(i still had by braces in the above pic)

By Joe on Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 09:36 pm:

I didn't mean you looked freaky...I meant the fact that you looked like I thought you would is freaky. Oh dear....I'm so tired.

By nat on Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 12:26 am:

that's alright - that's what i understood. does ian ever come on anymore?

By Lucky on Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 07:40 am:

Ha ha, I was only kidding Joe.

Nat, why were you... why were you wearing that shirt?

By Eddy on Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 11:27 am:

So Nat, what is your a/s/l.

And what have you got in you, ethnic wise.

By tam on Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 05:48 pm:

aha lucky

its christmas almost!!!
its so gorgeous outside i wanna marry it!

heh not really BUT ya i'm home for the holidays so i'll be with yaz all again for a bit

and it was my bday yesterday!

By Lucky on Friday, December 15, 2000 - 05:54 am:

Happy birthday! Well, belated at least. I cannot vait for Christmas mun. Oh my gawd it's raining outside.

By Joe on Friday, December 15, 2000 - 07:00 pm:

Well there's another two foot left until we are flooded. So stop moaning you desert-dwelling freak.

By nathallie nittaya on Friday, December 15, 2000 - 10:26 pm:

i'm wearing that stupid frilly shirt 'cos my mum had bought me that blue skirt, and i hadn't a blouse to wear it with, and that white shirt used to be mum's (you can see a bit of her blond hair in the first pic), so she wanted me to try it on 'cos she thought it might work (wanted to make me "princess"...). alright? and eddy, i'm 16, in canada, and i'd be quite embarrassed if you couldn't tell i was a girl... (i'm growing my hair for the cancer society, to make wigs)
my mother is polish, my father is thai (from thailand, ie: former Siam; but my great-grandfather was chinese)
alright again? have a super fantabulous day luvs!
nat.

By nat on Friday, December 15, 2000 - 10:28 pm:

AH TAMMI! YOU 19? LOVELY! HAVE A GREAT ONE! (old enough to drink in canada now, eh? bet that takes the fun out of it. youngin', aren't i?)

By Lucky on Saturday, December 16, 2000 - 12:02 pm:

I'm not moaning. I was surprised it started raining, ya water-logged freak.

By Joe on Saturday, December 16, 2000 - 02:45 pm:

Oooh! Why I oughta!

By Eddy on Saturday, December 16, 2000 - 02:52 pm:

Whats ya e-mail addy Swarbs??

By Lucky on Sunday, December 17, 2000 - 11:43 am:

Ha Ha.

By tam on Sunday, December 17, 2000 - 06:07 pm:

sadly i have nuthin to say but my piercing i think is fucked up and infected!

By Lucky on Monday, December 18, 2000 - 11:54 am:

The one below the lip? Eeeeeeewww what does it look like?

By tam on Monday, December 18, 2000 - 05:53 pm:

the infection?
well on the inside of my lip there's all this excess skin and i dunno what its doin there
but it doesnt hurt so who knows!

but now that i have this one piercing i now want so many others...to be satisfied i think i would hafta get my tongue, nose, tragus and this other ear one...ohhh i wish!

By Lucky on Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 12:09 pm:

Ha Ha who's an extremist then?

By tam on Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 05:56 pm:

well once ya get one i don't think ya can stop!!