Well the best of entered the charts at no.3 yesterday.Not great but it's satisfying to know that they are one place above steps.ha!That proves blur are better than you steps, you talentless shits.

By Bastard the cat on Monday, November 6, 2000 - 07:22 pm:

Bollocks. Damon can't dance and Alex will never be as good looking as Faye. 'Music Is My Radar' is pitiful, chin-stroking coffee table arse, whereas 'Stomp' makes you frug about like a demented loon. However, that Best Of is fantastic, I must say.

By H on Monday, November 6, 2000 - 10:26 pm:

Well Steps have had more number 1's than blur and step one sold more copies than any of your albums
That makes Steps BETTER than blur

By steps r evil on Monday, November 6, 2000 - 10:30 pm:

aaargh! too many retorts! not enough time! argh argh argh !
1. H WEARS CROPPED TROUSERS AND LITTLE KIDS TSHIRTS - HE LOOKS LIKE A CAMP PANTOMIME ACT
2. STEPS WERE CREATED TO FILL A GAP IN THE FUCKING LINE DANCING MARKET
3. THEY'RE JUST CRAP!
I am very sorry if you're all being sarcastic but I can't cope!

steps are evil

By mmmm on Tuesday, November 7, 2000 - 02:45 am:

What I don't understand is that everyone knows they were just thrown together, recorded their first album in 5 weeks just because they need one to sell, and marketed like crazy between childrens itv.

Yet everyone still likes them?

I guess that it must be the breasts....

By Eddy on Tuesday, November 7, 2000 - 12:11 pm:

I liked the top H had on for TOTP, you know the one that said "H Is For Homo".

And golly don't those Steps girls have wide hips??

By cornelius withnail strangelove on Wednesday, November 8, 2000 - 07:53 pm:

H, you sad lying cunt.
Steps have had 3 number ones and blur have had six.(or seven if you count the worldwide success of song 2)
Proof that poofy wankers like you can't count so i'll stick your message up your fat flabby arse.
Twat.

By nat on Wednesday, November 8, 2000 - 08:21 pm:

i guess i'm the only one fortunate enough to live a country where i'm able to not know the significance of the letter H.... and i doubt i would care.
have a great day luvs!

By H on Wednesday, November 8, 2000 - 10:21 pm:

Now now children...
I think you might find blur have only had a pitiful TWO number ones from 6 albums! 2! giggle! County House and BeetleBUM! haha. one of your songs has bum in it. Thats a bit rude! wait till I tell the girls.
The point is blur fans are so stupid they cant even count how many number 1's they've had! giggle giggle giggle!
Now return that comment Mr CWS and stick it up your...bum! titter titter! Hahahahahahaha

By indigo on Wednesday, November 8, 2000 - 10:34 pm:

the point is that steps fans are so stupid they don't notice that H and the other tosser don't even sing, they're there to stand about looking more manly than the girls and being decorative - both of which they fail at!

By cornelius withnail strangelove on Thursday, November 9, 2000 - 11:12 am:

H is fat,lee stinks,lisa is a circus freak,faye is a male prostitute in real life and claire deserves throat cancer.

By Bastard the cat on Friday, November 10, 2000 - 01:25 am:

Yes C.W.S., in no way have you got any problems.

By indigo on Monday, November 13, 2000 - 12:40 pm:

Had u noticed that the once great Coping is disintegrating into bitchiness? i cant beleive we're even discussing steps!

By Bastard the cat on Monday, November 13, 2000 - 06:23 pm:

But Steps are ace, no matter how naff they are.

By BIG BRETT on Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 09:49 pm:

Fuck u bastard the cat!
this is wot music is all about! ROCK N ROLL!
Beaf is the future! buy all our records! go to all our gigs! buy all our t-shirts!
check it out...

By Bastard the cat on Sunday, November 19, 2000 - 03:06 am:

Wow, a picture of Chris Moyles and his sad mates doing some highly innovative rock posturing. Bet none of you can dance.

By indigo on Sunday, November 19, 2000 - 10:29 am:

similar to steps then....

By Bastard the cat on Monday, November 20, 2000 - 12:05 am:

'Scuse me? Don't diss my heroes, especially H, cause he's gawgeous. Steps are perfect for a clarssy tart like me to dance to on an average sleasy Saturday evening. So there.