Here's a topic for all Copers to tell of the shite they got up to last night.

Last Night, me and me mate had nout to do, so we decided on a night of reckless abandon.

We walked from my place to another mates place, picked up some piss and drank it on numerous stone fences on our way to town.

We went to see a band competition, saw the girl of my dreams and saw a Stooges/MC5 esque band play.

We then went to a pool hall bought pints and a glass of water. The water ended up poured over a lamp at our table by the hand of me. We left quickly when I got wind of the bar maid seeing this happen.

We then proceeded to go to all the poxy clubs and take the piss out of the poxy cunts that frequent them. High kick dancing and random shite made our mission successful.

We then sang some Robbie Williams kareoke, then followed this with a walk home, in which we visited our old school, who seem to be enjoying tearing down some of this countrys oldest buildings.

Having entered a building site, I egged my mate on to piss on the seat of an unlocked digger, which he obliged to do, then we tipped a port-a-loo over, with all the piss and shit running everywhere. We then proceeded to knock on the door of an old bastard teacher who favoured rugby than music. We woke the old bastard up.

We then got tucked into bed.

Your stories please.

Night Night.

By Skrooie on Sunday, July 30, 2000 - 04:00 pm:

I watched the football, got some stuff off Napster and went to bed. And my mobile ran out of credit.

By tam on Sunday, July 30, 2000 - 05:01 pm:

aha i luv u skrooie!!!

i ummm was bored...ditched sorta...well i'm not of age and all my friends are so they did of age stuff...ummm ya i went on napster...then i slept!

now my friend's gonna cut my hair!
wish me luck!

By Chris on Sunday, July 30, 2000 - 05:43 pm:

Last night... I simply went out for a quiet drink with friends. We went to 2 pubs, that's 50% of the pubs in my town, so surely it counts a pub crawl. One is an Irish theme pub, the other is more traditional. The evening was memorable because Girls & Boys was played on the jukebox. I did not drink anything because I am saving for Reading. Also, the people at the bar were scary.
When I got home after this rather dull soiree, I went on the comp for a little while, then went to bed. Nothing as exciting as your evening Eddy, but it was quite pleasant in it's own way.

By tha juggla on Sunday, July 30, 2000 - 06:19 pm:

Last night I went to see jules holland and his rhythme and blues orchestra. It was way cool.

By pantsy on Sunday, July 30, 2000 - 07:08 pm:

I did fuck all.

By pantsy on Sunday, July 30, 2000 - 07:12 pm:

Shouldn't this topic be under 'Personal - Off Topic?'

Just a suggestion.

By Lucky feeling just the tiniest bit peeved whilst typing out the last few sentences on Monday, July 31, 2000 - 08:13 am:

Shouldn't 99.9% of the topics here be on Personal - Off Topic? That's just the way it is. And I don't think that line could've been put in a more appropriate sentence...
Last night? Nowt. All my mates have gone on holiday, and I'm stuck at home. Oh, I found out that my Christmas is gonna be completely ruined last night, if that counts. Since we aren't going anywhere now, we're gonna visit fucking relatives for Christmas. This isn't fair. They can't do this to me. Christmas is my favourite time of the year. It can't be ruined by relatives. I DEMAND MY FUCKING RIGHTS!

By Eddy on Monday, July 31, 2000 - 02:27 pm:

This topic should be in "Blur- General" and that's why it is. See Chris mentioned "Girls and Boys" being played on his pubs jukebox. So it is relevent.

I was at work tonight. I talked to my very own "Dream Weaver" (Waynes World) dream girl on the phone and watched TV.

Not bad for a tenner an hour.

By th jgglr on Monday, July 31, 2000 - 06:51 pm:

Is this a continuous topic, or only for saturday night just gone. If it is I think everyone would get a bit bored of "Last night I went to the pub, came home and painted the attic window, spent a bit of time on me pc then went to bed.....

By Eddy on Tuesday, August 1, 2000 - 04:03 pm:

It is a continuous topic.

Anyway, if you did something shite, you don't have to mention it.

You just have to remember to piss on summit you shouldn't (etc) for the next night so you can put it on here.

Night Night.

By Lucky on Wednesday, August 2, 2000 - 09:44 am:

I have a feeling I won't be contributing to this topic for the next month.


What a loss...

By Cazza™ on Sunday, August 6, 2000 - 02:37 am:

last night I was conected for a loadsa hours cos I was all alone in the house and too scared to sleep. unfortunataly bc didn't work. so I got stuck with Adam at icq, but that was nice indeed.
perfectly fine.
oh yeah I forgot to say that it is night now and I'm still at icq... I can't sleep even if it's 03.32
night all.

By Cazza™ on Sunday, August 6, 2000 - 06:39 am:

god I'm weird.
I just woke up and watched the clock. and of course it said it was 15 mins past 7.who else except me thinks it is 15 past 7 in the evening?
I got so shocked and confused so I didn't know what to do. I walked around in the house thinking how I could sleep for 16 hours. so I went online and asked someone how much it was. the answer I got was *07.23* and I said *in the evening or in the morning?* ... *in the morning ofcourse, do u live in a mouitain or what?*
so, I've been sleeping for 3½hours.
talk about being confused!

By Eddy on Sunday, August 6, 2000 - 02:01 pm:

I plucked my chest last night.

By Ian on Monday, August 7, 2000 - 06:59 pm:

Last night was so extreme that when I woke up I was at Stavros's, was still fairly pissed and I had vomit smeared on me face.
Today I went in to town with the mother of all hangovers to pick up the new single from the SAVIOURS OF INDIE, JJ72. (Eddy, I do not want to hear your bullshit opinion on them so be quiet) and it wasn't there! Anywhere in town! Instead, shelves of Mel C's latest piece of mainstream-subverting alt-rock! Fucking hell that makes me angry.
Calmed myself down by purchasing a Best of David Bowie CD.

By Eddy on Tuesday, August 8, 2000 - 03:03 am:

Oh my God, Ian you criminal. JJ72 aside, you bought a Bowie Best Of.....

This is a crime, as many of his great songs are not included on Best Of albums.

I suggest buying, Hunky Dory, Ziggy Stardust, Diamond Dogs, Low, Heroes and Scary Monsters.

And buy them on vinyl to save money.

And Ian, did you commit a John Bonham/Hendrix with your vomit??

By Ian on Tuesday, August 8, 2000 - 06:07 pm:

Actually I hardly have the funds to afford that many albums. It only covers a five year period but has the tracks I want it- Space Oddity, The Jean Genie, Life On Mars, Ziggy Stardust et al.
And no, I didn't die.

By Eddy on Wednesday, August 9, 2000 - 02:47 pm:

My mates drummer did a John Bonham, but he didn't die.

Some Best Of albums are good for some bands. Bowie aint included. But good luck to you Ian.

By Ian on Wednesday, August 9, 2000 - 06:35 pm:

Ok Eddy, you big smart arse, name a Bowie song you like, circa 1969-74 and we'll see whether its on it or not.

By Grumpy, still deluded on Thursday, August 10, 2000 - 12:53 am:

Last night I came in knackered from work, went to the pub for one pint and then went to bed.

Hello to all my fans.

By Grumpy on Thursday, August 10, 2000 - 12:57 am:

That wasn't me. It was an imposter. Just look at the posting times.

I am not sure how to spell imposter because Elvis Costello did a song called Pills and Soap using the name the Imposter and he might have spelled it wrong.

By Eddy on Thursday, August 10, 2000 - 03:10 pm:

Well fuck me!! Ian, please don't get the shit with me mate, I wasn't trying to fuck you off mind.

Anyway, what about the songs: Sweet Thing, Candidate, 1984, Big Brother, Andy Warhol, Five Years, Hang On To Yourself, Time, See Emily Play and I Can't Explain.

Are any of those songs on it??

And besides, with that time period you miss out on classics such as Heroes, Be My Wife, Warszawa, Sound and Vision and Ashes to Ashes.

By Eddy on Thursday, August 10, 2000 - 03:13 pm:

Well fuck me!! Ian, please don't get the shit with me mate, I wasn't trying to fuck you off mind.

Anyway, what about the songs: Sweet Thing, Candidate, 1984, Big Brother, Andy Warhol, Five Years, Hang On To Yourself, Time, See Emily Play and I Can't Explain.

Are any of those songs on it??

And besides, with that time period you miss out on classics such as Heroes, Be My Wife, Warszawa, Sound and Vision and Ashes to Ashes.

By Ian on Thursday, August 10, 2000 - 06:16 pm:

Eddy, you seem to miss the point. Heres an equation to help you understand.

Ian=Student
Average amount of money possesed by students>£0.00

As much as I enjoy Ashes to Ashes etc, I couldn't afford the big best of Bowie album with over 40 songs on it, let alone his albums.
Me no have money! Plus I'm saving up for Live at the Budokan.

I think its got one or maybe even two of those songs on. I'll have to check.

By Hurrah its Stavros! on Thursday, August 10, 2000 - 09:35 pm:

I spend my evenings down the 24 hour garage or any service statione, were I lead my life in a quest for information, sensurounded by pies and books, middle aged drivers deranged cooks.

By Joe on Friday, August 11, 2000 - 04:06 pm:

Ian's pocket money just got doubled. Don't let him fool you into thinking he's some self-sufficient man of the world, blowing what wages he earns working in a sandwich bar on cheap cans of tennant super, he's a 17 year old kid who has a massive TV, two PC's and a dreamcast. He recently won a £100 bet with his mum. He does not come from a deprived background.

By Joe on Friday, August 11, 2000 - 04:10 pm:

Last night....you don't want to know what I saw last night...


I met my friend Phil. We smoked by the river. That is all I will repeat.

By Lucky on Saturday, August 12, 2000 - 08:43 am:

So you were being serious...

Ah.

By caz on Saturday, August 12, 2000 - 12:00 pm:

last night I said something stupid.
wait... that was more in the evening...
fuck - I can't remember.
but it was meant as funny.
sorry to u who I said it to. I didn't mean it.
and u don't have a big nose, not as far as I know.
)

By cazza on Saturday, August 12, 2000 - 11:05 pm:

ok first I wanna say that it's still night so I can't really say *last night I...blah blah blah*
well, this night I went to a concert WOO HOO with Beck and the hellacopters (a bad swedish band that ain't worth listening to)and it was fucking great (not the ba d sweish band). Beck really rocked! (it didn't make it less good with that look he has *yummie*)
man, he's sexy!

oh yeah, I must say that there was loadsa sexy blokes there...*hehe*

hellacopters sucked! *hehe* that's it.

on monday I'll buy some kinda beck record I think *lol*. it was so good.

and geeee it's less than one month left until I'll see Radiohead. that will rock even more than this!

*tired hugs to all*
what was u up to?

By Lucky on Sunday, August 13, 2000 - 09:05 am:

Last night... my dog was sick and I had to clean it up. Yucky.

By Out Of Order on Sunday, August 13, 2000 - 09:37 am:

Last night I went to Nottingham on a night out, then came home and went to bed!!!

By cazza on Sunday, August 13, 2000 - 01:00 pm:

after the beck concert I went to cissi.. then I walked home at 03.30 in the morning...

By Out Of Order on Sunday, August 13, 2000 - 01:56 pm:

A huge roubd of applause for Cazza please!

By Ian on Sunday, August 13, 2000 - 07:38 pm:

It's my brother's Dreamcast, one of the PCs is my dads, my mum was pissed when she made the bet, I don't work in a sandwich bar or drink Tennants Super, and my dad only became so rich by illegal means.
This does not necessarily mean that I get any money. I still have the same brown carpet in my room I did over 12 years ago, and my golden statue of Inkur'abah is looking decidedly tarnished these days.

By cazza on Sunday, August 13, 2000 - 08:29 pm:

isn't beck sexy?

By Joe on Monday, August 14, 2000 - 11:18 am:

I said that you don't work in a sandwich bar or drink Tennant Super. That was the crux of my argument. How much pocket money DO you get Ian? It's always been a talking point between, well, me and Stav anyway.

And well done caz, he is fairly sexy, although not in a "conventional" sense. In a sort of small animal sense....Richard Geare would probably find him very sexy. I'll see if my mind is changed afte Reading......

By Eddy on Monday, August 14, 2000 - 02:18 pm:

Ian here's the equation, Ian= Rich white boy, who should buy Bowie albums (on vinyl). Haha. Thank you Joe, for the more or less support. Haha.

Night before last I was sick as fuck and spewed on me way to bed. Not nice.

By tam on Monday, August 14, 2000 - 08:05 pm:

see thru see u

guys i'm bored...oh well...oh well...

sigh ok download the song three libras by a perfect circle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u don't u don't u don't see me...ahh luv this song

i have absolutely nothing to post so i just posted nothing as u see...neway later i guess...

i'm moving soon!!! yay! i'll miss u all!!!

By Ian on Monday, August 14, 2000 - 09:36 pm:

Right. That's it. I am sick of this fussing and feuding Eddy. I will post these lyrics up to remind you of the nature of our relationship.

You and I we're going so high
The air is getting thin
Our lungs can not breathe in
We don't need oxygen

Tam, moving house doesn't mean you have to move websites as well! You can still stay here you know, and I hope you do!

By Lucky this is my idea of hell this is my idea of hell this is my idea of hell da DA da nana... on Tuesday, August 15, 2000 - 08:58 am:

Where you moving to, Tam?

By Eddy on Tuesday, August 15, 2000 - 04:16 pm:

Yeah, Ian that's fine mate.

By tam on Tuesday, August 15, 2000 - 08:10 pm:

well no cos i'm movin to toronto for school and i can't afford a computer or the net...so ya...

By Lucky AAARGH, SAVE OUR SOULS. I HAS BEEN BIT BY A DUNGEROUS VINDSCREEN VIPER. on Wednesday, August 16, 2000 - 09:07 am:

Oh dear. That is not good. When you moving?

By Eddy on Wednesday, August 16, 2000 - 01:38 pm:

Make sure you leave us your e-mail Tam.

By tam on Wednesday, August 16, 2000 - 06:17 pm:

i'm movin at the beginning of september...and i wont have email lol not that i know of neways.

By Lucky on Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 09:18 am:

That sucks. But you'll be able to sneak on now and then at school, won't you? Of course you could. And if the teacher catches you, you'll get thrown out as well. Whoopee.

By sarah on Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 02:44 pm:

you should definitely get on the net at school tam, you can't just abandon us! or give someone your postal address so we can have regular updates...

By Eddy on Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 02:49 pm:

Yeah Tam, we don't wanna lose you man.

Anyway, tonight I went to my dream girls flat.

Tomorrow I'm off on a road trip down south.

By sarah on Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 03:02 pm:

A TYPICAL NIGHT OUT IN MY HOME TOWN

Tonight...

I will go out to several crappy local pubs and bars with people many of whom I don't even like (except my friends obviously!), in order to 'celebrate' the event of our A-level results.

The aforesaid watering-holes will be crammed with girls wearing handkerchief tops and white stilletoes and lads vomiting their guts up down yer party frocks. Everyone will spill out at two a.m. having been involved in alcoholic fights and the exchange of bodily fluids with fellow desperate chancers.

I will drink and smoke till I collapse on the floor having a heart-attack and will thus make a fool of myself in front of X, who I for some bizarre reason fancy and who is also a walking definition of the word 'twat'. But with a sensitive side, obviously.

X will probably act all friendly towards me, then get off with someone else right in front of my face. To get even, I will probably (if I'm lucky!)get off with someone else in front of HIS face. This will carry on until one of us passes out from excess consumption of alcopops.

Meanwhile everyone will be either crying in a suicidal way about their results, or boffinishly gloating about them. Wey-hey, I can hardly wait!

By tam on Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 04:40 pm:

sigh i wanna stay ahhhh neways...

lucky u eddy goin to ur dream gurls flat...i saw my dream guy yesterday holy shit i've never seen him look so good...he boards!!! i had no idea he's so damn to die for hehe i luv him guys i really luv him aha no i don't but wow he amazes me!

By Chris on Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 07:25 pm:

Ah yes, the post-results celebrations, everybody huddled in the local pubs conducting a post-mortem over each other's grades before the usual descent into violence and drug-taking. I can hardly wait...

By tam on Friday, August 18, 2000 - 03:46 pm:

what??

By th on Friday, August 18, 2000 - 06:44 pm:

Damn, when did I miss all this?

I got my gnvq results on my last day of college, not this halfwaythroughtheholiday thing.

Ah well....

By Eddy on Saturday, August 19, 2000 - 02:24 pm:

Well I suppose Dream Girl and flat mixed together does make me lucky Tam, but not really y'know.

Anyways, last night was massive. On me road trip down south it pissed with rain, listened to good music on the way (Doves, The Who, The Jam etc) got pissed, found myself homeless for the night after being denied entry by some old man into the place I was staying, got really wet, attempted to meet the ex-coper "Bella", ran down a main road with only boxer shorts on, got a kebab, and me mates started driving home at 4am as 4 of us didn't wanna sleep in the car.

Because it was pissing with rain, the southern part of the Island that I live on was flooded. The rivers burst their banks and the roads had parts that were 50 meters long covered with water up to the doors. We drove through them, and I got my feet wet because of water entering the car.

My night ended at 10am. I went to bed, got up at 4.30pm and watched TOTP.

I stayed at home tonight.

By tam on Saturday, August 19, 2000 - 05:04 pm:

sucky

so u said not really??? i don't know no...ah well i dunno.

By cazza on Monday, August 21, 2000 - 09:33 pm:

Shut up! will you all shut the fuck up! are you laughing at me? You are aren't you! you bastards!
shut the fuck up now!

By billy on Monday, August 21, 2000 - 09:34 pm:

I went round my local town at the end of the night pissed blind looking for a taxi with a traffic cone on my head shouting "I am the wizard of ozz!"

By the real cazza on Monday, August 21, 2000 - 09:43 pm:

just wanna say that *cazza* above isn't me.
it's easy cos I was sleeping at that time.
who was that?
Simon can't u see who that was?

By Out Of Order on Monday, August 21, 2000 - 11:39 pm:

Will the Real Cazza please stand up, please stand up!

Yo act like you never seen a Swedish girl before!

By R~S~P on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 01:55 pm:

Will the real Cazza please shut up, please shut up...

By Simon Lee (Si) on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 06:44 pm:

Yeah yeah yeah.. it was the same person posting as "Billy" and "I luv oasis and hip hop"

By cazza on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 06:48 pm:

no the real Cazza won't shut up or stand up.

By cazza on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 06:50 pm:

Can you stand up or will you just fall down?

By Out Of Order on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 08:05 pm:

Will The Real Swedish Caz please shut up please shut up

Yo act like you seen a swedish girl before
who can bore a hole in the floor
by talking about being able to draw!

Its the return of the are wait no your kidding she didnt just talk about that agin did she!

And Liam Reid said, nothing you idiots Liam Reids dead, she bored him half to death!

By cazza on Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 08:02 pm:

do I bore u?
fine.

By cazza on Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 08:19 pm:

don't talk to me then.

By cazza on Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 09:50 pm:

please talk to me
pleeeeeeeease
I'm very lonely

By R~S~P on Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 11:04 pm:

No Cazza, you don't...bore...me.....(falls into deep, deep sleep....)

By cazza the real one AGAIN on Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 06:38 pm:

this has going way to far!
who the fuck are writing messages and pretend to be me?
ok, I wont go more to coping then if someones gonna be me.
fuck off.

By cazza on Friday, August 25, 2000 - 10:13 pm:

im sorry i was a little rude earlier. i have this disease which makes me have these outbursts and i forget them you see. i will seek further medical advice before i upset anybody too much. sorry coping people.
mooooooooooooooooooo!
whos being impersonating me then?!?!

By the real one. on Saturday, August 26, 2000 - 02:54 pm:

right. here we go angain. *cazza* above is not me.
annoying.

By cazza on Saturday, August 26, 2000 - 10:43 pm:

im sorry. the other cazza is actually me. the other part of my mind which is sometimes not active and i go making excuses saying it wasn't me.
is anyone confused yet?

By the real one™ on Sunday, August 27, 2000 - 07:47 pm:

christ. that's not me.

By cazza on Sunday, August 27, 2000 - 10:48 pm:

there I go again...please excuse me...I am going to see a special doctor tomorrow...I sure hope he doesn't send for the men in the white coats!
ARSE! ARSE! ARSE! ARRRRRRRSE!!!

By the real one™ on Monday, August 28, 2000 - 05:25 pm:

hmmm.. right.
I'm not *that* sick lol.
this is starting to get a bit annoying.
wouldn't it be cooler if u said who u are so we could talk for real. cos obvisiously u want to talk to me.

By the fake cazzaTM on Monday, August 28, 2000 - 10:40 pm:

My name is Billy
I have just been drinking wine with Jesus

By cazza on Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 07:14 am:

right..hmm... really...
anyway, I wont be on much in the future as my computer is so very broken lol no that's not funny btw...
however take care all and mail me if u want to:
daydreamer_is_sleeping@yahoo.com
bye

By The fake CazzaTM on Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 09:45 pm:

Woopee! no more Cazza! open some bubbly!

By Eddy on Friday, September 1, 2000 - 02:48 pm:

Last night I got very drunk at my dream girls flat, whilst playing 4 Kings.

An attempted game of "Nightmare" failed after 7 minutes.

By local scapegoat on Friday, September 1, 2000 - 09:22 pm:

fake cazza? one's gone but now thee's a fake one?

when's it gonna end?!

what have I done to deserve this?!

By tam on Friday, September 1, 2000 - 09:38 pm:

so whats ur dream gurls name??

By Ian on Saturday, September 2, 2000 - 12:34 pm:

Last night I was alone. I had a whole tub of Ice cream and a Pot Noodle. I watched South Park, Never Mind The Buzzcocks and Big Brother and then went to bed, with a horrible cold. No parents for two weeks is not necessarily the great experience it should be in theory.

By Dave Hedgehog on Wednesday, September 6, 2000 - 05:58 am:

Last night I had a wank

By cazza™ on Thursday, September 7, 2000 - 12:04 pm:

fakecazzaTM>>> hahahah at you. loser. you can't even make a proper ™ !!!

By Ian on Thursday, September 7, 2000 - 06:20 pm:

But last night was top cos it was my 18th!
We had shooters with tabasco in them, we got cautioned by the police, we experimented with our sexuality, we had to go to school this morning with terrible hangovers.

By indigo on Thursday, September 7, 2000 - 08:15 pm:

happy birthday to ian, happy birthday to ian, happy birthday dear ian happy birthday to you

Oh I just realised I put the wrong words. Happy birthday anyway!
Did u get LATB? (If you mention this on another topic, don't bother replying cos I haven't read them yet)

By Ian on Friday, September 8, 2000 - 06:06 pm:

Ta very muchly Indigo.

By BB on Friday, September 8, 2000 - 10:26 pm:

LAST NIGHT I WAS SHAGGING A CHICK IN THE BACK OF A NIGHTCLUB AND I LOST MY PASSPORT OUT OF THE BACK OF MY POCKET! FUCKING HELL! WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL THE FOOKING COPPERS NOW?

By BB on Friday, September 8, 2000 - 10:26 pm:

LAST NIGHT I WAS SHAGGING A CHICK IN THE BACK OF A NIGHTCLUB AND I LOST MY PASSPORT OUT OF THE BACK OF MY POCKET! FUCKING HELL! WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL THE FOOKING COPPERS NOW?

By Thomas Williams on Sunday, September 24, 2000 - 10:34 pm:

Yeah!

By Jennifer on Monday, October 16, 2000 - 08:28 pm:

Ok last night...I don't remember what happened..oh yeah, I smoked some crack and I was high for like 5 minutes, and then came the crash :o( My gawd, I don't remember feeling that bad....shit, I'm still depressed...grr..

By Joe on Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 06:41 pm:

Tonight I'm going to see Henrik Ibsen's A Doll's House with Ian. What a mishmash of high and low culture we are.

By Arresting Occifer on Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 07:31 am:

Last night I was making love to a shoe-shop sales girl I met while buying some shoes in her shop a few days before. Usually I hate sales people, but I liked her as soon as she said so much as 'hello' to me. She was exquisite, in every way. We hit it off as soon as we started talking, and we ended up discussing virtually everything in the world, excluding shoes, whilst sitting on some padded seats in the middle of the shoe shop. We had some kind of interestingly strong connection, of the rare kind - it was only when her boss told her to do something else that we broke off our long, intertwining conversation. I really liked her and I could tell that she liked me too. When I was paying her the $125 for the new shoes, I asked her out.

Unfortunately now she is saying that she is actually 'quite attached' to someone else, just had been through some rough times and was taking a small break. She isnt sure what is going to happen in her future. Its quite sad, because I find her very attractive in each and every way, but I am not totally devastated because, when thinking rationally, I realise that we are not in fact divinely created true-lovers. I just happen to like her very much as a person and desperately desire her as a sexual being at the same time. Is that enough? No, I dont think it is. We wouldn't be each other's saving grace in this world. I think I can honestly admit that.

By Eddy on Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 12:27 pm:

What a gorgeous story!!

I love it.

By Bea on Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 01:55 pm:

He always writes these lovely stories...

But I think the young man in it has a much clearer mind than most of us... I'd be totally devasted, and only reach that brilliant (and true) conclusion after some awful days, some blunders with that person, and an awful lot of thinking. And I'd have ruined the friendship in the meantime...

By Cazza on Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 05:47 pm:

Jen, if you feel depressed by using the drugs...isn't that kinda sign to stop with them?
I mean... all ppl know that you really can die if u use them. Believe me, I've seen ppl die due to the drugs.

By Joe on Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 09:34 pm:

So have I, ha ha.

By Cazza on Thursday, October 19, 2000 - 07:12 am:

Last night I was very tired. All I did was to texting 'someome' (you know who you are) and they replyed weird things. I beleive they were too drunk to write. I found many and I mean many spelling mistakes.
"what was that you tried to say? Tried to say. tried to -sa-a-a-y-y-y?"
Why did you call me witouth talking to me? Um, I got a little bit confused. And that proves I'm right - I can't speak english cos I didn't understand what you were saying.
see you. )

By Butter~Twirré on Thursday, October 19, 2000 - 08:21 am:

Last weekend (OK, so the topic is 'Last night' but just indulge me) I was invited to a party by a friend who I kind of have a love/hate relationship with. Let's call her the Rich Bitch. She always puts me down, loses no opportunity to make feel inferior to her, but none~the~less often invites me to these gatherings she has when ever her parents are away; they live in this mansion by the ocean. It reminds me of the house in The People Vs Larry Flynt (complete with Jacuzzi). Her gatherings are chock full of brigades of 'who you know, not what you know' private school graduates/drop outs. There's always plenty of free drugs and alcohol floating around, so I rather unwisely acquiesced to the offer. Another friend, a nice, normal, unpretentious boy also wanted to do something that Saturday night, but when I told him the Rich Bitch had already asked me to a party at her place, he told me she was a piece of shit and that I'd have to choose between them. Unfortunately he was wearing a Hard Rock Café tee~shirt at the time, so I chose to hang out with the Rich Bitch. God, I wish I hadn't. It was a truly horrendous occasion, and I'm still humiliated by the memory of the innumerable indignities that transpired...Moral to the story? When presented with a choice between two dishes ~ one mundane, but pleasant & familiar, the other superficially exotic but unknown, stick with the mundane. Long live meat and potatoes.

By Joe on Thursday, October 19, 2000 - 06:49 pm:

How very dull to live a meat and potatoes life...and yet we all presume someone somewhere is having a completely guava and roast bird of paradise life.

By Thomas Williams on Friday, October 27, 2000 - 09:48 pm:

Yeah!

By nathallie on Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 03:51 am:

*wow* - so much i never knew i cared to know and still don't know if i do.... how're all my coping buddies doing? i just went to a halloween party last night.. i was alex from a clockwork orange and no one knew who i was supposed to be. sigh. well luvs, have a great day!
nat.

By Andy on Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 06:19 pm:

Last night i went round my mates caravan of luuuv,to watch the wrestling,only i had a drink or 13 round there,to say i got pissed would be an understatement...thing is we werent sleeping round there so i had to walk home..
So half fucking 3 in the morning there was me,with a sore arm(as id told my mates to punch me when they wanted)walking home for an hour,only the fact i took my top off and started doing pressups in the middle of the road(apparently)delayed this a bit..
Thats all i could remember untill i woke up in a ditch 2 miles from my house covered in sick,which was nice,i tried telling my mum i hadnt been drinking,she didnt believe me though.....might av been the smell or the fact i took a swing at my dad when i got home....
Beats watching telly,ill tell u that.

By th on Monday, October 30, 2000 - 04:06 pm:

I can remember the first time I got drunk as well...

By Andy on Monday, October 30, 2000 - 04:12 pm:

was it las night luke?

By Big Brett on Monday, October 30, 2000 - 10:14 pm:

I like wrestling! its better when your drunk as a skunk in a trunk. the big show is the best! the rock sucks

By Andy on Monday, October 30, 2000 - 10:56 pm:

Wrestling is great,I dont get anyone who says it aint fun...My fave bloke wrestlers are the rock,tripple h,viscera king of the ring and,olympic champion kurt angle....My fave chick wrestlers are the kat and tori,i hate plastic ones such as sable ot jaki......
I expect someone to have a moan about how fake wrestling is now....WE KNOW IT IS!

By Big Brett on Monday, October 30, 2000 - 11:08 pm:

I prefer to watch womens wrestling because there's so much technique involved. Not just 2 big fat fuckers hitting eachother.
Honenst!
People like Hulk Hogan used to piss me off like he gets smacked around the wring and sat on loads of times and stuff by some 30 stone brick shit house and he gets up all of a sudden, hits the big guy a few times and he's fucking won!
I fucking hate wresting like that!
Then comes the likes of 123 kid versus Yokozuna!
Why do people watch it? I cant explain and I watch it myself

By Andy on Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 10:35 pm:

I dunno bout watching womens wrestling,id luv to wrestle with a woman wrestler though..

By Joe on Saturday, December 23, 2000 - 01:11 pm:

Last night I played a support slot at a pub and then somehow managed to end up at the headline band's house, and I'm wearing this Hunky Dory era style frock coat and their all twent six and I was sick in their garden. This morning I have the worst hangover in the world EVER.

By GERTRUDE on Saturday, December 23, 2000 - 01:38 pm:

LAST NIGHT I FUCKED MY *HOT* GIRLFRIEND SIX TIMES, TWO TIMES IN PUBLIC.

By ecraeP evaD on Saturday, December 23, 2000 - 02:00 pm:

LAST NIGHT I CASTRATED MYSELF ON A *HOT* FIRE,IT WAS A PAINLESS EXPERIENCE WHICH TOOK LESS THAN 30-SECONDS......
I THEN WENT TO SOME BIRD IN THE STREET AND ASKED: `HEY BABE,HOWZ ABOUT I CUM DOWN YOUR CHIMNEY THIS CHRISTMAS`
She then pulled a cheeky smile,and rapidly kicked me in the nads-y the fuck did i bother castrating myself?

By Caz on Friday, December 29, 2000 - 05:43 pm:

Last night... *sighs happily*
Last night I was talking on the phone with a lovely person for 5 hours. We talked about everything and it was just... like a good dream. Then I feel asleep with a smile on my lips and woke up smiling. And I've been smiling the whole day. *sighs again*
Nights like that... aaah...

By AnDyPaNdY on Friday, December 29, 2000 - 05:46 pm:

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww You won`t be smiling when you get your phone bill......

By Lucky on Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 07:16 am:

Ha Ha that's just what I was thinking.

By caz on Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 11:18 am:

But he called me. So it's his phone bill not mine.
*still smiling*

By Eddy on Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 01:18 pm:

Yeah Caz, it's all lovely init. Lovely moments those 5 hour conversations.

By caz on Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 03:08 pm:

Yes indeed it was. I've never talked with anyone for 5 hours before. The longest time was 3½ hour and then I was extremetly bored in the end.

By stereopop on Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 05:32 pm:

Last night, I bought a cat.

By caz on Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 02:43 pm:

Ahhhhh wooooo hhhooooooo woooooooooah!
I am so fucking happy!
yay yay yay yay yay yay!!

Last night we talked on the phone again.

By AnDYpAnDy on Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 02:55 pm:

Whats its name Amanda?And you shouldn`t pay money for a cat-

By AnDyPaNdY on Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 02:59 pm:

Another 5 hour one caz?

By caz on Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 03:26 pm:

Yeah Andy!
Woooah!!
Woohooo!
I've never been happier............wow!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

By Thomas Williams on Tuesday, May 15, 2001 - 10:20 pm:

Yeah!

By Butter~Mobile on Monday, May 21, 2001 - 08:16 am:

Ah Si, how the world of BC/Coping can effect us ~IRL~!
Last night, I met a boy holidaying from no where other than Brighton. I burst out laughing when he said he came from there, because he actually even looked a bit like you, only he wasn't very tall. I'd even thought of this before he told me he was from Brighton. I had to explain why I was giggling, & it was embarrassing explaining that it was something to do with "an Internet person". (You know how it is ~ you never know when someone's gonna turn out to be a member of the Gedda Life police!) He was very polite, well~spoken, handsome with the most exquisite complexion, but I had a vague feeling he thought I was trying to crack onto him, & he wasn't interested, which piqued my vanity (is that the right word?). Fortunately I found out later that he was gay, so my ego was slightly assuaged.
P.S You ARE from Brighton, aren't you? Hope so or I'll look even weirder (to quote Micky) than average.

By The Lowly Butter~Mobile on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 10:28 pm:

Yup. You are from Brighton. Thank heavens for "keyword searches", Simon Lee.

By Micky {the ripper} on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 - 11:30 pm:

Screw you! yeah and you and all! Im going to kill you all and no-one will hear you scream because I am related to Jack the ripper yeah and i have this weird gene in me that makes me go on killing streaks yeah and kill loads of poeple like but the weird thing is I never remember it so next time I log onto this message board I'll think its a fucking impostor! oh yeah! yeah yeah yeah!
HAR HAR HAR!
WOOHARHARHARHAR!
HARHARHARHARHARHARHAR!
HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

By Si on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 08:18 am:

Sorry Ana. I did actually reply yesterday morning, although you can't see what I wrote as my pute crashed on posting and I had to get ready for work, much like now. See ya!

By Butter~Twirrélistica on Wednesday, May 23, 2001 - 09:50 am:

That's all right. The "lowly" touch in my name wasn't a potshot at you for neglecting to reply (God, it was only one day or something!) ~ I just felt horrifically lowly at the time. See ya too, Handsome one.

By Micky {The Lad} on Saturday, June 30, 2001 - 11:05 pm:

Last night I glassed a bloke and a bloke glassed me. It were a football thing. As ya know,unless yyour one of those saddo goths wiv no life or psuedo wannabe students, that bloke from abroad (Dutch bloke, yeah Shifty?)Giovanni Van Bronckhurst joined ARSENAL and look....his first problem is establishing first his arse b4 keeping the Arse in Arsenal in the first team. The Gunners (lets face it, awrigght) are well embarassed, what wiv their riches in midfield and the new arrival will NOT automatfuckinmaticlly get a place in Arsenel!!!! (sorry ladies) Wenger's starting line up week in, week out.

Just face up to it, ya only need to look at the likes of Ray Parlour, Dennis Bergkamp and Kanu to see the sort of talent left on Shit Street @ Highbury in recent times to KNOW that reputations mean FUCK ALL to a Frenchman. Van Bronckhorst just has to do, yeah - MANY of the lads pointed out last night how being successful in the Scots Premier League is no guarantee of joy in the UK equivalent and although the Dutch bloke is (ya gotta admit) a well talented player, the step up in quality between them two leagues IS gunna be noticeable. I'm worried, cuz the transition may not be as straightforward as alot of the bollockers living in Fairyland wanna believe. It might surprise some of ya,but I'm not mad for Arsenal (or indeed Rangers), but I hope the sod does does well in the Premiership - he has the quality, the class, the hardness and the kit,but ya gotta face reality: his biggest problem is gunna be maintaining that regular first team spot. If he can manage that, then I'll give credit where credit's due and say, yeah he's already a success.
That's what the glassing waz about, btw.
And hello to all the sexy Coping birds.

By Skrooie on Saturday, June 30, 2001 - 11:48 pm:

Yeah, good on Gio. Hope he does well. Hopes he's not another guy like Brian Laudrup who sets the heather alight up here, goes down to London, sits on the bench for a year and bogs off to the Danish 7th division or something. Via Ajax.

Don't think so, tho, he was a talented boy when he came to Rangers, there he found out what its like to be hacked to fuck each week when you're actually trying to play a bit of football, so thats hopefully thats added a new dimension to his play.

And that Viera cunt can go blow goats. You're too piss scared to go play in Italy, so shut your mouth and sit the fuck down, big man.

By Skrooie on Saturday, June 30, 2001 - 11:51 pm:

Oh and last night I sat at my computer til the wee small hours then went to bed.

But...you don't have to say if you did something poor, do you ? So....nevermind.

By *ANGIE!* Lilest Kitten on Sunday, July 1, 2001 - 06:15 am:

hehe Skrooie u r so funny! I love u Skrooie LOL! Hehe sorry gang, I cant help it,I'm just a wild,crazy,happy girl, thats why they call me *CRAZY KITTEN!!*
lilestkitten@hotmail.com
Anywayz gang, last night I went out on a very classy date with Derek cuz he's such a real man and gentleman unlike Dicky. OMG Dicky u glassed someone? *yawns* How predictible,will u never grow up? Will u ever grow some balls hehe. What a loozer that guy is.I'm completely over him. *yawns*

By Joe on Sunday, July 1, 2001 - 07:07 pm:

Wow. I feel.........truamatised. What the fuck was that about?

By indigo on Monday, July 2, 2001 - 05:24 pm:

i... don't know. Although I think I may be a "psuedo wannabe student". Is this a bad thing?

By Butter~Twirrélerite on Monday, July 2, 2001 - 09:12 pm:

My life has been one long descent into respectability. Last night I was 'invited' to attend a job interview to fill the position of beauty consultant/'counsellor' for people in nursing homes. No, I'm serious.
For chrissakes, I'm still a teenager!

By I Can't Believe It's Not Butter~Twirrélerite on Wednesday, July 4, 2001 - 03:43 pm:

That does sound serious. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

By Violins on Thursday, July 5, 2001 - 09:05 pm:

*violiny sound*
Hahahaboomboom

By Bree on Sunday, July 15, 2001 - 01:48 pm:

Marie said you're a prostitute.

By oldie on Sunday, July 15, 2001 - 01:56 pm:

Marie is a drycleaner.

By Prissy on Wednesday, August 1, 2001 - 05:08 am:

Don't you feel you'd go a long way before finding a quotation as preposterously silly as this?

"It's New Year's Eve, 1999. All the television networks have agreed to let me produce 'orgasms across America'. Every TV screen will be showing high-tech fine-art porn created by the best talent this country has to offer. At the stroke of midnight the entire population will be masturbating to orgasm: for World Peace."
- Betty Dodson, Sex For One: the joys of self-loving

This topic makes me nostalgic. I was reading the messages up the top, where Eddy refers in post after post to his 'dream girl' when suddenly I remembered: her name was Angie. Is that the long end of coincidence or wot?

By oldie on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 01:00 am:

That's fucking outrageous, no two ways about it. Crazy shit, man.
And was it the same Angie?

By Butter~Twirrélinova on Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 03:30 pm:

Not possible, Oldie. Simply not possible. Ask anyone. I'm sure they'll be only too happy to say why. HAW HAW!!!!!11

By The Occifer on Friday, September 21, 2001 - 04:51 pm:

Last night I saw my best friend from High School, Matt, walking around a darkened street corner up an eerie hill at a quickened pace. He was looking quite similar to Tyler Durden from Fight Club, by hair, build and clothes, and he had a tall, blonde model trailing loyally behind him, appearing slightly gaunt with glazed over eyes and a drug fucked expression.

By claimant on Sunday, September 23, 2001 - 08:53 am:

Last night a man paid me money to run his hands all over my naked body for 15 minutes. Then he jerked off in front of me.

By The Occifer on Sunday, September 30, 2001 - 10:55 am:

Last night I met a Swedish girl. She sounded English and had brown hair. I'd been in a convesation with two Norwegian guys earlier. "That girl is pretty hot," one of them said. The other replied, "That big bosomy girl is better. A great figuire. Her legs are a bit chopped up though, see 'em?" I didnt get that close to them, so I said "Nah, I didnt get that close to them." The Swedish girl thrust her hand out and introduced herself to me. I said, "I'm Quintal" and some whacky Indian guy on drugs and bedecked in a grand outfit leaned into the conversation and said, "Where are you from, man?" and I said "Brisbane." He then said, "But your name..." and I said, "It's a long story. It's a Tahitian name. Norfolk Island." He was impressed. "Wahey!" he shouted. "Hey everyone, we've got two islanders here tonight!" Keiren, the lad with the giant afro, was from the Solomons. I then said, "What nationality are you?" to the aforementioned Swedish girl, and she said "Swedish." I said, "Excellent." We then danced to flamenco music, before putting on the old chestnut - Beck. Dancing and singing, "I want to defy the logic of our sexx laws / let the handcuffs slip off your wrists / I'll let you be my chaperone / at the half way home / I'm a full grown man but I'm not afraid to cry" at the top of our lungs. I'm not sure if they are the correct lyrics, but they are the lyrics that I sang nonetheless. I saw her this morning on the other side of the street and she jumped and waved and kept on walking.

By Cazza on Sunday, September 30, 2001 - 07:14 pm:

did you get her phonenumber?

I love swedish girls ;)

By peter on Monday, October 1, 2001 - 11:58 am:

hey did yer get her ph number hehe

By Bree on Monday, October 1, 2001 - 12:20 pm:

Marie said you're a prostitute: now it has been proven.

By indigo on Monday, October 1, 2001 - 05:10 pm:

Sounds like you had a good night occifer! That is a great song to sing along at the top of your voice to isn't it?

On another note - does anyone agree that Creep is a beautiful love song?

By NIttaya on Monday, October 1, 2001 - 11:16 pm:

argh! that song .... was a joke, eh? but when it comes on from nowhere over the radio, i can't not wonder - how could anyone not love this? it'd definitely be one i'd direct to a past love who's done some very bad wrong ....

it sounds like a lovely experience, occifer. (Q is such a beautiful-looking letter) i'm wishing you that something more will happen ...

great nights to all! (it's well deserved)

~ Nat.

By The Occifer on Tuesday, October 2, 2001 - 04:58 pm:

I just felt like writing about dancing with some vacuous, though attractive, bird. Dancing can be an end in itself. I'm not pursuing her ass!

By indigo on Tuesday, October 2, 2001 - 06:01 pm:

When you were here before,
Couldn't look you in the eye,
You're just like an angel,
Your skin makes me cry,
You float like a feather,
In a beautiful world.
And I wish I was special,
You're so fucking special.

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.

I don't care if it hurts,
I want to have control,
I want a perfect body,
I want a perfect soul,
I want you to notice,
When I'm not around,
You're so fucking special,
I wish I was special.

Whatever makes you happy,
Whatever you want,
You're so fucking special,
I wish I was special...

By nit on Wednesday, October 3, 2001 - 06:09 am:

hehehehehehe go indigo!!
WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN GUYS?

By SodaBread on Wednesday, October 3, 2001 - 12:38 pm:

Email suggestions to keepunreal@hotmail.com

Btw, that's not my email address, it belongs to a friend of mine. He's very nice though, and am sure will be most helpful.

By Nat on Wednesday, October 3, 2001 - 08:28 pm:

Er, okay ...

By BakeSoda on Thursday, October 4, 2001 - 10:55 am:

As you may have guessed,Ms Nittaya, a slight fit of stupidity came over me when posting that last message. I'm sure my pal will be terribly receptive of any Emails though, honest.

By Nathallie on Saturday, October 6, 2001 - 02:17 am:

Suggestions for what, BakeBoy? My message was actually my hurt at having been mocked at ... though i do think indigo's a sweetie!

have a great day all!

By Hallie on Saturday, October 6, 2001 - 02:20 am:

Suggestions for what, BakeBoy? My message was actually my hurt at having been mocked ... though i do think Indigo's a sweetie!

so ... have a great canadian thanksgiving long weekend ***

~ Nat.

By indigo on Saturday, October 6, 2001 - 10:39 am:

Ah, thanks Nat - you're a sweetie too! (possibly a gummi bear).

Oooh I just ordered Weezer's green album off amazon!

By Quintal on Saturday, October 6, 2001 - 10:55 am:

Dear, dear, dont be hurt at being mocked. Everyone else here likes yer!

By Hallie on Saturday, October 6, 2001 - 04:37 pm:

haha, thanks kids! mmm, photograph is such a lovely happy song ...

the white gummies are my favourite. followed by Red.

By Matt on Saturday, October 6, 2001 - 08:15 pm:

Please may I ask how much it costs to text my girlfriend in London from Barnsley since I cant be bothered finding out myself because Im a lazy, fat, yorkshire gimp, cheers.
Matt

By indigo on Sunday, October 7, 2001 - 08:11 am:

all txts cost the same - 10 or 12p according to your network. If you're abroad (including most of Ireland) it costs 65p!

By A Coper Who Talks Sense on Tuesday, October 9, 2001 - 07:31 am:

Last night I was walking home late wearing my 'FREE PROSTITUTE' t-shirt when I saw a gang of 3 boys in their mid teens terrorizing an old lady with spray cans. They were spraying her clothes and skin an assortment of colours; blue, red and orange, to be precise. Anyhow, shouting at them to stop, I ran over to the little melée and copped a blast of red spraypaint in the face for my troubles, which I didnt take as a particularly friendly gesture. One of the boys said, "Fuck you, motherfucker. Fuck off!" and tried to spray me with his blue spraypaint while he was at it. The woman, who's face was a mixture of blue and orange, and who's breasts were painted red, was still being held by the third boy and was still shouting for help. Deciding that offense was my best defence, I punched the boy who told me to fuck off in the mouth and then had a swing at the second boy, but missed. The third one, meanwhile, had let go of the old woman and had circled around me, and tried to hold my arms behind my back, but I lifted my right foot backwards behind me and booted him in the bollocks. The only boy left standing looked pissed off and menacing, but decided not to chance his arm against me one-on-one, so off he ran, still clutching his blue spraycan and shouting obscenities at me over his shoulder. By this time the old woman had disappeared, without so much as a word of thanks for yours truly. No shit, eh.

By Fried~Butter on Tuesday, October 9, 2001 - 08:51 am:

Full on, Sense Talker. And she didn't even thank you? Geez, you deserve, at the very least, a slot on the 7 Nightly News for that! Even just one of those feel good, 30 second reports they usually show at the very end showing ducks crossing a freeway and the like. Not that publicity was your motive in helping the poor woman, but really, SOME people. And they say youth is wasted on the young!
Ah well, maybe she was so confused she ran off, unable to discern her spray-painting attackers from her spray-painting avenger/Knight in sopping red armour. Hope you didn't get any in your eyes.

By Chris on Tuesday, October 9, 2001 - 03:13 pm:

Yup, they're always the first to jump the queue...

By Paige on Tuesday, October 9, 2001 - 05:33 pm:

Poor thing must've been terrified and in shock though. Lucky for her (not so much for you) that you came along. I'm sure she appreciates it. But she's an old woman. What could she have done?

By A Coper Who Talks Sense on Thursday, October 11, 2001 - 03:35 pm:

Yeah, you're right Paige. She was old. She couldnt have done much. Maybe invite me around to meet her husband Garth in the retirement village and enjoy a cup of tea and some scones or something. I'm sure I would've politely refused such an offer anyway, truth be told. I was just slightly surprised that she didnt hang around to say thanks, though I suppose I cant blame her for legging it out of the precincts as fast as she bloody well could go.

By Nat on Friday, January 4, 2002 - 02:39 pm:

I spent a whole day working on a stupid bloody collage (make that 2 stupid bloody collages) for art class that got me so frustrated I cried for my mum to bring me more magazines when she gets home. You gotta feel for the kids that do their best on limited resources.

On a much more pleasant note, mmmmmm ..... Last Nite .....

By indigo on Saturday, January 5, 2002 - 09:47 am:

oooh I'm listening to the strokes as i type - but they are fighting with the Hives for space on the stereo. Which band would win in a fight? At the mo, I'm thinking the Hives look a bit harder.

By Lucky on Saturday, January 5, 2002 - 12:59 pm:

Maybe the Strokes'd charm their way out of a fight. Or not... Hmmmmm Barely Legal is sexy.

By Nittaya on Sunday, July 7, 2002 - 02:57 am:

Ah, Lucky, the words that lead to so many fantasies... (lol - to start, I wanna steal your innocence - and the rest ain't bad either)

Have a wonderful day everyone! (God, I'm so bored by anticipation I'm procrastinating finishing up packing for my trip)

~ Nat.

By Anonymous on Sunday, July 7, 2002 - 12:26 pm:

Yeah!

By Parrot! on Sunday, July 7, 2002 - 05:11 pm:

Yeah! Yeah! My real name is Liam!