Rick and Karla have just got married and they get back to the honey-moon hotel room to make love to each-other for the very first time. They start to undress each other and Rick takes off Karla's pants for the very first time.
"my my, what a nice big bum you have" cried Rick, Karla is infuriated by this and slaps Rick in the face and throws him out onto the hotel room balcony ,wearing only his socks. As Rick picks himself up and tries to cover himself up embarrassed, a man from the next room is also thrust naked onto the balcony, also wearing only his socks.
"blimey!", says the man. "My new wife has a temper! All I said was what lovely big breasts she had"
Before Rick can explain that exactly the same thing had just happened to him, a third man is thrust naken onto the balcony of a nearby room.
"Wow!" yells Rick surprised, "have you put your foot in it aswell?"
"No!" replied the man, "But I could have done!!"

By Sarkigo sarki's Spannish cousin on Tuesday, July 23, 2002 - 10:17 pm:

If ah was to say to you! Why did tha chickin, cross da road! Would you say...
it was poultry in motion!?

By Karla on Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 01:11 am:

That's exactly what happened. But...how did you know?

By Sarkigo on Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 07:37 pm:

If ah was to say to you! A friend of mine, who is a painter, got arrested for commiting ay crime! Would you say...
He was framed!?

By .... on Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 05:43 am:

Freaks

By Smart arse on Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 09:57 pm:

By lampoon on Thursday, August 1, 2002 - 11:25 pm:

What do users of this messageboard use to cut things up with?

They use......


A COPING SAW!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

By Sarkigo on Thursday, August 1, 2002 - 11:27 pm:

If ah was to say to you! I had baked bread for everyone in the village!
Would you say, ah was the toast of the town?!

By smartypants on Friday, August 2, 2002 - 03:53 am:

ah wood say youre da toast of the town, yes.

By Sarkigo Juan Lina {Sarki's Spannish Cousin} on Thursday, August 8, 2002 - 10:59 pm:

If ah was to say to you! I lost my job as a lumberjack, cos I couldn't hack it!
Would you say, I was given the axe?!

By Sarkigo on Thursday, August 8, 2002 - 11:01 pm:

If ah was to say to you! I lost my job at a butchers shop!
Would you say to me, I was given the chop?!

hahahahaha! Adios!

By Sarkigo Juan Lina on Thursday, August 8, 2002 - 11:02 pm:

If I was to say to you! I was kicked out of the army for being too trigger happy!
Would you say to me, I was fired?!

hahaha! Adios!

By Kaerf on Friday, August 9, 2002 - 06:35 pm:

There once was a hunter who went bear hunting with a shotgun.
He saw a bear, fired and missed. The bear grabbed him and raped him.
He was real mad, so he left to purchase an M-16 and came back.
He saw the same bear, fired and missed. The bear raped him again.
By this time he was furious, so he bought a rocket launcher.
He went into the woods, found the bear, and fired.
As several trees were falling to the ground behind him, the bear put it's hands
on it's hips and said, "You're not here for the huntin', are you?"

By Skrooie on Friday, August 9, 2002 - 06:58 pm:

I've never read this topic before, cause I thought it was just Sarki doing a Will Young impression, singing Light my Fire. Haha