FANTASY MUSIC FOOTBALL LEAGUE PREMIER DIVISION 2000

PLD W D L F A PTS
The Beatles 42 27 11 4 80 38 92
Queen 42 25 9 8 63 36 84
The Rolling Stones 42 23 8 11 82 41 77
U2 42 18 17 7 53 28 71
Oasis 42 18 16 8 65 39 70
Nirvana 42 18 11 13 56 53 65
Radiohead 42 16 16 10 76 54 64
The Jackson 5 42 17 9 16 59 55 60
Manic Street Preachers 42 16 12 14 62 61 60
REM 42 15 12 15 46 50 57
Abba 42 14 14 14 43 45 56
Boyzone 42 12 17 13 65 61 53
The Stone Roses 42 13 13 16 47 58 52
The Corrs 42 13 12 17 49 53 51
Led Zeppelin 42 11 12 19 54 59 45
Steps 42 9 18 15 38 49 45
Pink Floyd 42 12 8 22 42 63 44
Blur 42 12 7 23 49 66 43
Backstreet Boys 42 9 16 17 35 58 43
The Smiths 42 8 18 16 42 60 42
Five 42 9 13 20 42 68 40
The Spice Girls 42 5 15 22 47 100 30


BLUR FIXTURES (league)
F A
the corrs 2 3
THE SMITHS 3 3
steps 1 1
led zeppelin 0 3
QUEEN 3 1
THE JACKSON 5 4 2
pink floyd 0 1
REM 4 1
the smiths 0 0
THE STONE ROSES 0 2
BOYZONE 0 1
nirvana 0 1
OASIS 0 2
u2 0 1
backstreet boys 0 1
ABBA 1 0
manic street preachers 1 2
RADIOHEAD 0 2
THE BEATLES 1 3
the spice girls 1 2
five 1 2
oasis 0 0
PINK FLOYD 0 2
the stone roses 3 3
STEPS 0 1
THE CORRS 3 1
boyzone 5 4
U2 0 4
the beatles 0 2
ROLLING STONES 2 1
MANIC ST PREACHERS 0 1
radiohead 0 2
NIRVANA 1 0
the Jackson 5 2 4
FIVE 1 3
rolling stones 2 1
SPICE GIRLS 5 1
rem 2 0
LED LEPPELIN 1 0
BACKSTREET BOYS 0 1
abba 1 1
queen 0 2


Coca Cola Cup

2nd Rd 2 legs
BEASTIE BOYS 1 0
beastie boys 0 2

lost 2-1 on aggregate


FA Cup

3rd Round
CATATONIA 1 1
catatonia (replay) 0 1


OTHER DIVISIONS

FML 2000

Division One

1 Stereophonics P
2 The Verve P

3 The Glenn Miller Orchestra
4 The Doors P
5 The Beach Boys
6 The Cure

7 Bon Jovi
8 Prodigy
9 Massive Attack
10 Genesis
11 Chemical Brothers
12 Bee Gees
13 Aerosmith
14 Take That
15 Depeche Mode
16 Velvet Underground
17 Metallica
18 Garbage
19 The Beautiful South
20 The Who
21 The Clash
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22 Another Level R
23 Fleetwood Mac R
24 All Saints R


Division Two

1 The Jam P
2 Catatonia P
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3 Duke Ellington Big Band
4 INXS
5 The Offspring
6 Dire Straits P
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7 Duran Duran
8 Mansun
9 The Eagles
10 Pulp
11 The Sex Pistols
12 Pet Shop Boys
13 Savage Garden
14 Crowded House
15 Smashing Pumpkins
16 Blondie
17 Green Day
18 Madness
19 The Jimi Hendrix Experience
20 Jamiroquai
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21 Status Quo R
22 Suede R
23 Joy Division R
24 Placebo R


Divison Three

1 Beastie Boys P
2 Pearl Jam P
3 TLC P
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4 B*Witched P
5 Guns N’ Roses
6 Splinter
(rest of table unknown)

By Eddy on Thursday, October 19, 2000 - 03:54 pm:

That's actually really good.

Surely that's not your own work??

By th on Thursday, October 19, 2000 - 04:26 pm:

Um, I don't get it. Is it meant to be funny or clever?

By Joe on Thursday, October 19, 2000 - 06:54 pm:

Clunny.

By Lucky on Thursday, October 19, 2000 - 09:19 pm:

Or fever.


Or it's meant to give you one.

By boy on Thursday, October 19, 2000 - 09:55 pm:

So how did steps manage to be in front of blur then?

By Joe on Thursday, October 19, 2000 - 10:43 pm:

Sales, my dear boy, sales.

By Lucky on Friday, October 20, 2000 - 09:59 am:

And boobs.

By C.G.W.H.A.N.B.T.D.T.P.Y.O.W.H.S.L.W.R.F.T.M.O.T.M.A. on Friday, October 20, 2000 - 02:25 pm:

I happen to find it very clever because it did take up hours of my time and I hope you do appreciate it.
The results are based on a recent heavily publicised best band of the millennium survey in which over 80,000 votes were cast and the 1993/94 Premier League Season and the 2 were merged.
Steps happen to be in front of blur because they happened to get more votes
They also got 45 points where as blur only managed 43 and they did beat blur away from home 1-0.
And yes, the research is entirely my own work. Please dont thank me too much

By Joe on Friday, October 20, 2000 - 10:52 pm:

OK.

By Ian on Saturday, October 21, 2000 - 12:08 am:

Did anyone ever see that Fantasy Football World Cup 98 (you know, Baddiel and Skinner) when they showed a clip from Polish television that went like this-
1)Big grizzly bear sitting on seat
2)Man leads slightly nervous looking old lady to chair next to bear, she sits down
3) Bear leaps off chair, attacks old lady. Man rushes in to pull the bear off, gets cunted by the bear for his troubles

BEST TELEVISION MOMENT EVER

By Eddy on Saturday, October 21, 2000 - 01:35 pm:

Yeah I did see that actually.

By Ian on Saturday, October 21, 2000 - 04:21 pm:

Oh good. I wondered if I blew it all out of proportion...It's good to know that really did happen.

By Eddy on Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 12:47 pm:

Mike Schumacher, World Champion.

Thankyou Mike.

By Bea on Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 04:34 pm:

Eddy, you had to do that didn't you?
Actually, that comment has come with 2 weeks' delay... now it should be Ferrari, world champion.

Ok ok, he's the best driver... ;)
Congratulations!!!!

By Eddy on Monday, October 23, 2000 - 12:07 pm:

Best driver ever!!

I told you he was going all the way Bea.

Maybe next year he will slow down, just so the others can catch up.

By indigo on Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 06:43 pm:

OK, I don't understand real football leagues, fantasy football OR racing, and you're all fucking with my head....

I am still shit tired from Amsterdam, so feel free to ignore the rambles I'm posting today!

By Thomas Williams on Monday, March 11, 2002 - 12:32 am:

Yeah!