Come on then Brett boy....you know your jealous!

By BIG BRETT on Friday, October 13, 2000 - 09:31 pm:

WHO WOULD WANT AN IMPOSTOR IF THEY WERE AS POORLY EDUCATED AS YOU ?? USING PROPER GRAMMAR, IT SHOULD READ " YOU KNOW YOU'RE JEALOUS !" FUCKING TWAT !!!

PS. I AM AN IMPOSTOR !!

By The real BIG BRETT stands up on Friday, October 13, 2000 - 10:06 pm:

YEAH! IM NOT JEALOUS COS I HAVE A WHOLE ARMY OF IMPOSTERS! FUCKING TWAT! AND MY IMPOSTERS ARE THE BEST AS THEY COME SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU LOST ANOTHER ARUGEMENT TWI! GET BACK TO YOUR SAYING YEAH OVER AND OVER AGAIN CUZ THATS ALL YOUR GOOD FOR U FUCKING WASTER!

PS. from now on I decided to write in small letters cos people are starting to think Im a bit rude for writing in capitols. sorry folks. i just had a jammed shift key and i dont know where the caps lock button is

By Joe on Sunday, October 15, 2000 - 06:23 pm:

God what a pointless topic. It's like back in the days of God. God.

By Lucky on Sunday, October 15, 2000 - 07:44 pm:

That was Coping WG - With God.


We are now Coping WG - Without God.

By Thomas Williams impostor on Monday, October 16, 2000 - 02:10 pm:

Yeah but Bigg Brett is just a people pleaser...at least i'm not a homophobic thick as shit wanker who cares about grammer and swearing for no aparent reason (which actually weakens the strength of the insults)....and ooooohhhh Big Brett look, you have other wankers that follow you and do nothing but take up the stupid defensive tone of their 'full-of-crap' leader...Thomas Williams knows good wholesome crap and pissing about fun ....YOU are like a fucking anti ironic dumb ass american peice of piss.....okay, you may now say how illiterate and crap at spelling i am now....chhh

By Joe on Monday, October 16, 2000 - 06:51 pm:

Come now, he's not american!

And it is funny. And stop getting irate. You're pissing the fuck out of the rest of us. It IS ironic, so get a bit of a sense of humour. Retard.

By Thomas Williams impostor on Monday, October 16, 2000 - 07:02 pm:

Yes okay Joe...or should i call you Big Brett?!!!!or perhaps big bretts penis cleaner??????

anyway, exactly WHERE did i say he was American???? i meant he might as well be one in my eyes...NOW PLEASE can we stop this crap argument...it bores me.................
im not the one that swears for no reason...you sad fucking freak! yay, this is fun!...

By Joe on Monday, October 16, 2000 - 07:26 pm:

Tit. No, prick in fact. Swans in like he owns the place, parading his pointless political correctness, showing affinity with some other prick who just writes Yeah and then calls me a penis cleaner...well Brett is more of an interesting character than you'll ever be you pointless piece of fuckcheese. Now fuck off to where ever your kind go to die. Prick.

By Big Brett on Monday, October 16, 2000 - 10:53 pm:

Thomas Williams - Quit pissing about trying to make a name for yourself by thinking your big insulting me. You haven't got the brains to insult me you just made me fucking laugh cuz you are starting to loose it! And you say you're only just getting bored? I got bored the very second all this Thomas Williams shit started so pack the fuck in. Your probably just some other shit that used to come in here except you came in as a different name. Now even Joe wants you to fuck off and Joe's pretty sound and easy going so it spells out what a complete irritating tosser you are and you would know all about penis cleaning since you're nothing but a penis cleaner for some dick who goes round saying yeah all the time.
So let me spell this out for you....look around, no-one likes you, not even anyone could back you up on this topic so count your losses and fuck off. I bet even Thomas Williams thinks your a dick now...dont you Thomas?
"Yeah!"
So basically TWI your more of a TWAT boy

By Big Brett on Monday, October 16, 2000 - 10:56 pm:

Oh yeah! and you're going on about how PC you are and you called me an American tosser which was dumb enough since I'm from Huddersfield but hey. what can you expect from some shit for brains impostor?

By Thomas Williams impostor on Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 12:44 pm:

okay bretty boy, here goes.....you cannot control me and do not get me angry or even remotely make me feel like i have to 'out cuss' you at all....unlike you who seems to only like boring pissy shite filled 'ooh my cap locks are stuck' i'm the boss blah blah wank bloke in your control conversation, i can happily read and post harmless comments and reign in my depressionist strange mind (i have no shame) and not feel the need to swear and piss off an obvious minority in order to scare them off and appear to be a selfish bastard....yes i suppose you have got me annoyed actually....don't forget it was you who started this not me! now yeah%yeah = efoiswjeconfusiondkfas hayeah

By Eddy on Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 01:25 pm:

Big Brett rules. He is fucking funny, and I would love to meet the man.

I join Joes side.

Thomarse is just a shit Big Brett, if he were a band he would be Tossloader.

I am glad to be a penis cleaner just as Joe is. The job is great. Init boys??

By Lucky on Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 02:33 pm:

Yes and I think Brett's ace at history too.


A bloke in my class dropped his bag today in school and a condom fell out. What a div.

By Jen on Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 03:01 pm:

ay? aawww poor twi, come here and give me a hug....and now brett and twi can't you just be friends? you've both won if we are all to be honest!

By Joe on Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 06:33 pm:

Ha.

By Big Brett on Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 07:39 pm:

TWI - quit playing mr cool. I dont need to say anything. By the looks of things I've won and you're not even worth the arguement with me anymore. Why not get TW or TWII in to argue with me cuz your just too pathetic to argue with the boss, you'll only get hurt.

By Big Brett on Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 07:40 pm:

Look at that. Would u believe it? thats my first post without swearing. Fucking hell, would you fucking believe it. Even when I'm talking to a shit for brains cock sucker who calls himself TWI

By Big Brett imposter on Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 11:46 pm:

TWI, you're just totally boring, sorry. You couldn't even muster the imagination to come up with your own persona, you just jumped on the bandwagon of some tosspot who floods.

Miraculously, 'yeah!' is the most interesting thing you've actually said.

By Big Brett on Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 12:59 pm:

Yeah!
Looks like I have an army of imposters too so its time you backed off while I punch your lights out

By Thomas Williams impostor on Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 03:36 pm:

come and have a go if you think your hard enough!

By Big Brett on Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 09:57 pm:

Yeah! come on then Robbie Williams!
£100,000 of my money and £100,000 of yours and I'll have you a fight now are you gonna do it or are you gonna pussy out ya fuckin wimp? LOL

By Thomas Williams impostor on Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 11:02 pm:

om! i have decided to become peaceful and at ease with bad vibes man...yeahyeah% no=yeahdknsgkfdsnworldpeaceyeah chill

By Joe on Thursday, October 19, 2000 - 07:10 pm:

Altogether now: Just because you're loosing!

By BIG BRETT on Thursday, October 19, 2000 - 11:04 pm:

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE LOOSING!!!

By Thomas Willimas impostor on Friday, October 20, 2000 - 10:34 am:

just because your loosing yay, this is fun

By Bea on Friday, October 20, 2000 - 10:58 am:

just because you're loosing

though we're not actually 'all together'

By Thomas Williams Impostor Impostor on Friday, October 20, 2000 - 02:19 pm:

just because you're fucking loosing
Big brett is a wuss!

By Thomas Williams impostor on Friday, October 20, 2000 - 04:03 pm:

how ya doin twii?

By Thomas Williams Impostor Impostor on Friday, October 20, 2000 - 09:29 pm:

I'm okay
Have you seen TW lately? I saw TWIII the other night

By Ian on Friday, October 20, 2000 - 09:57 pm:

Me and Brett had one of the greatest ever Coping battles- I respect him more than anyone else in the world. To see this no talent shithead TWI attack such a fine gentleman gets me really angry.

By Big Brett on Friday, October 20, 2000 - 10:11 pm:

Didn't we just Ian. Twas a classic never to be forgotton
Compared to that battle beating TWI was like shelling peas
Why dont we have another war Ian since it was so much fun last time you cockheaded piece of scum?
Joking

By Thomas Williams impostor on Friday, October 20, 2000 - 11:18 pm:

hohoho....stop, stop, i'm pissing myself...(note the sarcasm)

By a cheese on Saturday, October 21, 2000 - 01:54 pm:

A cheese. says:
joe!
Joe says:
Oh a cheese, I think you've said enough already...
A cheese. says:
yes i stole it
Joe says:
So you're Sam, masquerading as a cheese....
A cheese. says:
yes, and i've fooled about eight salamies so far...
A cheese. says:
flick, that sounds queer...
Joe says:
Right...
Joe says:
How come you have a special font and the ability to change your name?
A cheese. says:
well, you change your name by going into... Tools, and then options. and you change the font by going into Edit and then SET MY MESSAGE FONT...
A cheese. says:
in other words, i am god.
Joe says:
I don't have a tools thing...
Joe says:
Oh yeah I do.
A cheese. says:
on the messanger th- that's the one
A cheese says:
How's this?
A cheese says:
Oh...it's not pink.
saM says:
hahaha
A cheese says:
BUt we're both a cheese.
A cheese. says:
i'm not
A cheese says:
You are.
A cheese. says:
i changed mine, but i think we need to start up a new message thingyu for it to work
saM says:
like so
saM says:
damn ti's still the same
A cheese says:
saM?
A cheese says:
What is sam short for?
saM says:
samwibblywobblyblah
A cheese says:
what is it really?
saM says:
but usually samantha
A cheese says:
Ah.
A cheese says:
I thought so.
saM says:
oh look, yer a cheese!
A cheese says:
How bizzarre!
A cheese says:
(I know i did it ha._
A cheese says:
))

A cheese says:
Ah
saM says:
i know!
saM says:
what?
saM says:
how are you, dear?
A cheese says:
OK...trying to organise a band practice, then finding out that our keyboardist is at work...dickhead.
saM says:
is it easy?
A cheese says:
NO.
saM says:
hee... why?
Some cat from japan says:
Because two of our members now live in london and the one that doesn't is a prat.
saM says:
haha. what does mr prat play?
Some cat from japan says:
Keyboards.
saM says:
i seee. are they all like, your age, or is there a dave?
Some cat from japan says:
No, they're all my age, just about.
saM says:
cool. i just found out a mate of mine drums for a band,,, and they're about 4 years older than him
Some cat from japan says:
Poach him!
saM says:
i don't know how they do it...
Some cat from japan says:
Have you e-mailed me?
saM says:
excuse me?
saM says:
yes
Some cat from japan says:
Poach as in steal or nick....
Some cat from japan says:
unless you wanted to put a bawdy construct on it.
saM says:
oh i see. i would, but he's a bit weird. i'm planning on having a talk with him anyway
Some cat from japan says:
good plan.
saM says:
i'll pretend i didn't see that
Some cat from japan says:
OK.
saM says:
doesn't your msn tell you if you've got mail?
Some cat from japan says:
Yeah but then it told me to get IE 5.5 and I said yes and then...then....it didn't take me to my mail!
Some cat from japan says:
And I have to download something for about two hours!
saM says:
oh my god!
Some cat from japan says:
the cads.
saM says:
it told me to do that as well
saM says:
oh i know
saM says:
i didn't, tho, i went ti el mailboxo instead
Some cat from japan says:
ti el mailboxo?
saM says:
errmm... ok, that wasn't meant to be ti
Some cat from japan says:
it?
saM says:
i went it el mailboxo... yes that makes sense.
saM says:
gasp
Some cat from japan says:
I don't speak spanish.
saM says:
woe is me, i have homework... oh well
saM says:
it wasn't spanish... was it? it was sammish
Some cat from japan says:
I have SO MUCH HOMEWORK IT IS SICK AND WRONG!
saM says:
tell me about it... actually, no, don't
saM says:
you've probably got a truckload more than me anyway.. hahahahahahaha
Some cat from japan says:
Nine essays, about four books, loads of notes....sick and wrong.
saM says:
sorry, evil moment there...
saM says:
NINE?
saM says:
i have trouble with just one
Some cat from japan says:
It's sick.
Some cat from japan says:
and wrong.
saM says:
we had a timed essay on a gay poet last week... i got a b+! that's probably the highest i've ever gotten for a timed one
saM says:
GOT never gotten, whoops
Some cat from japan says:
Which gay poet? Tennyson?
saM says:
no... c-c-c-carol ann duffy
saM says:
we cringe at the name
Some cat from japan says:
Oh...I'm doing her at the moment!

Some cat from japan says:
I love her...she's fantastic.
saM says:
you do?
saM says:
the feeling may not be mutual, but anyway
Some cat from japan says:
You'll be pleased to know she's making a guest appearance on the FO3 site when it's updated (hopefully tomorrow).
Some cat from japan says:
What collection did you look at? Or is it that one in the GCSE anthology?
saM says:
i'll make sure i never go there again. i've got Stealing impaled on my brain and Mrs Tilscher's Class almost drove me mad
saM says:
yeah, the anthology one
Some cat from japan says:
Oh right.
Some cat from japan says:
Well she's not really on the site, just like Dick Van Dyke isn't really on the site and neither is Jon Bon Jovi....
Some cat from japan says:
but she's there in spirit...
Some cat from japan says:
She's on a panel show with a cheese.
saM says:
i'm only joking, i'm sure i'd like her if we hadn't had to be obsessed with her for the past... erm, three weeks
Some cat from japan says:
we've been doing her for about three months...
saM says:
a cheese with duffy?? lucky devi;
Some cat from japan says:
as it were.
saM says:
l
saM says:
you haven't been at school for three months
saM says:
or have you? am i just going mad?
Some cat from japan says:
We were doing her before the holidays.
saM says:
ok. how come you're not a raving loony with your eyes goggling out and... oh wait, nevermind
Some cat from japan says:
Your picture is fantastic!
saM says:
I HATE SCHOOL
saM says:
thanks
Some cat from japan says:
Wow....cool.
saM says:
i started it yesterday and then... i sort of... couldn't stop until it was done
Some cat from japan says:
What is it?
Some cat from japan says:
Only joking.
saM says:
HA HA joe...
Some cat from japan says:
I just acidentally drew on it...undo.
saM says:
my mum said it looked a bit like ceasar
saM says:
haha
Some cat from japan says:
yeah...
Some cat from japan says:
a bit.
saM says:
his nose isn't too big is it?
Some cat from japan says:
Well....if we're looking at it as a characature then no...but it's too big in real life terms, obviously.
saM says:
ok, it's a caricature then. heh. like his hair? i spent ages on that
saM says:
to make it look odd
Some cat from japan says:
Yeah, it's very textured and detailed.
Some cat from japan says:
I feel like Tony Hart.
saM says:
haha
saM says:
he did Morph... ever seen Morph?
Some cat from japan says:
I have a video!
saM says:
you WHAT?
Some cat from japan says:
Yep.
saM says:
ok. was there one called Gillespie in it, or have i heard too much primal scream?
Some cat from japan says:
No, there was.
Some cat from japan says:
He was blue.
Some cat from japan says:
Then there was an old one, and chas the white one...
saM says:
you're scaring me now
Some cat from japan says:
And a girl one...
saM says:
there was a foil one too, wasn't there... NO NO STOP!!
Some cat from japan says:
YES!
Some cat from japan says:
That was it...
saM says:
i liked the tinies. they were cute. AND THE ONLY ONES I CAN REMEMBER.
Some cat from japan says:
THe tinies?
saM says:
aha, see, i can't remember anything!
Some cat from japan says:
No....I thoink there was them...little multicoloured fellows...
saM says:
nooooooo comment
saM says:
so, how's the weather?
Some cat from japan says:
Wet.
Some cat from japan says:
Cold.
Some cat from japan says:
English.
saM says:
at least it rains there...
Some cat from japan says:
Worse luck.
Some cat from japan says:
Do you have no rain at all then?
saM says:
well, not very often. err, hardly. it used to rain a lot, but it's only like... four or five times a year now
saM says:
and no i do not ride a camel to school...
Some cat from japan says:
Damn, there goes your christmas present.
saM says:
oh, you'll be able to think of something. don't you worry.
saM says:
meanwhile, t's nice and sunny out here
Some cat from japan says:
Good o
saM says:
sorry, have you just thrown the monitor across the room? sorry, sorry, sorry
Some cat from japan says:
No, I don't mind if the weather does what it's supposed to, like be sunny in summer and rain in autmun etc...
Some cat from japan says:
Sunny days in January left spaces in my diary
saM says:
not drought all year round, yes, i suppose you're better off
saM says:
i can see my dog again in a few weeks' time!
saM says:
i'm so happy
Some cat from japan says:
I thought it was dead...
saM says:
well that's pleasent. why did you think that
saM says:
?
Some cat from japan says:
I dunno..
saM says:
well... it isn't.
Some cat from japan says:
Good.
saM says:
yes

By Ian on Saturday, October 21, 2000 - 04:17 pm:

Hee Hee. Keyboardist.

By Lucky on Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 01:44 pm:

SACRILIDGE! Joseph, you cad...

By Joe on Monday, October 23, 2000 - 11:47 pm:

Sorry. I was drunk. No I wasn't really. Just bored.

By Toby on Wednesday, March 7, 2001 - 02:57 pm:

Somebody should add a message to this topic at least once a week so it never goes away.

Especially grand is Joe's use of the word "fuckcheese".

TW, TWI and TWII are truly under-appreciated in their time, and unfortunately, like many great artists, only after their death (which I'm sure for Big Brett can't come soon enough) will they get the credit and respect they deserve.

YEAH!

By peter on Thursday, March 8, 2001 - 09:30 am:

how lovely. cheese..having convos

By argh on Saturday, June 9, 2001 - 04:58 pm:

aye, toby, nobody did, & 'tis a sad ting, ya mon